Tag: douchebags
I hate…. people who can’t give up smoking
by Vince on Jul.21, 2008, under Random
Yes, I’m still alive, despite numerous people wishing otherwise. One of the fantastic things about being me is that you’re never short of a few death threats now and again. It certainly gives me a smile whilst I’m enjoying my cereal in the morning.
One thing that pisses me off a great deal is people who say that giving up smoking is difficult, or “the hardest thing they’ve ever tried/done’. Clearly these people lead sheltered lives, because I don’t imagine they’ve ever tried climbing a mountain, or inserting a pineapple into their ass. Those are some difficult things, let me tell you. The people who use that excuse basically haven’t even bothered to try. They don’t want to give up, which is what it’s really all about.
The most common excuse I hear from assholes who’ve failed to give up smoking is; “I enjoy it too much” or “It’s the only enjoyment I get”. Shit, please, who the fuck are you trying to kid? That’s blatantly the anthem of the people too weak to give up smoking. I’m sure people addicted to crack enjoy their addiction too, but at least they don’t fucking delude themselves about it.
Before anyone claims that I “don’t know what it’s like”, think again. I used to be a full-time smoker. One week in January I fell ill and couldn’t smoke for around 5 or 6 days. When I’d eventually got back on my feet, I figured that as I hadn’t smoked in 5 or 6 days, what point was there in lighting up again? 7 months later, I still haven’t touched a cigarette, nor do I want to.
It amuses me how there are all these fucking give up smoking aids that do nothing to address the underying cause of the addition; which is that your body is addicted to nicotine. You think that you’ve given up when you’ve covered your body in patches, you use nicotine gum, and you have a fucking nicotine inhaler? You haven’t given up anything. All you’ve done is taken an addiction and made it healthier by removing the tar and other potentially cancer causing materials. You are still, fundamentally, an addict. You really expect praise for that? What a great achievement, congratulations douchebag.
If you people really want to give up smoking, you will. No ifs, no buts, no excuses, you’ll just do it. You don’t need all these bullshit aids that cost more than cigarettes themselves. Stop being such weak loser pussies and just STOP SMOKING.
