My Hate Blog

One of the great things about humanity is that we all like relatively different things. Rarely two people share the exact same tastes, and “variety is the spice of life”. I “get” homosexuality and the concept that you’re attracted to the same gender as yourself. I get it. Bisexuality? Bullshit posturing, if you ask me.

Bisexuality (to me) is like saying “I’m not fussy, I just like to be fucked or fuck people. I don’t care what gender they are, they’re getting fucked. I’ll fuck anything that moves. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all day and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all night. Wanna fuck?” This seems more to me like someone obsessed with sex or sexual exploration than someone who has made a conscious choice that yes, they are in fact attracted by members of both genders, and yes, they are able to love someone of either gender. Because don’t forget, people, it’s not all just about sex…. is it?

So penis or vagina preference understood, what the fuck is with effeminate homosexuals? I “get” that you dig the penis, but why the need to sound like a woman because of it? Why the need to be so excessively flamboyant with almost everything you do? Why do you obsessively collect “Hello Kitty” items and wear T-shirts that don’t cover your belly-buttons? How is any of the fucking “performance” that you put on related to your sexual preference? It’s not really, is it? You just do it because at the end of the day, once you’ve come “out” (which in itself to me is a pointless charade once you’ve come “out” to yourself) you’re just the same as everyone else, and ultimately it’s the only thing that seperates you from someone who isn’t homosexual. Is it some kind of homosexual advertisement for other homosexuals? Am I missing something here? Because I just don’t understand it. This isn’t the freaking 1970′s, why does this shit continue?

I’m heterosexual, yet I don’t run around pretending to be more masculine than I am. Liking vagina doesn’t mean that I instantly also like and dislike certain actors, actresses, music, TV, clothes or food, none of that shit has any fucking relevance or bearing on my sexual preference at all. I am a human being and I like or dislike things based on how I feel about them. I didn’t wake up the morning after my first sexual experience with a woman and say “Oh wow, now I like cars, football and beer more than EVER!”. Did I miss that memo?

The whole charade is really pathetic to me. Without all this flamboyant horseshit you’re nothing more than some guy called Barry who drinks in his local pub and happens to like cock. Clearly that’s a problem for you and you want to be something more. Perhaps you should stop playing on the gay thing and actually become a more interesting personal in general then?

It’s not just the men who do it either. Lesbians can often become more masculine after declaring their sexual preference – why is that? If you want masculinity, why don’t you go to the source and get a man instead? Oh, it’s a vagina thing? Go compromise: find a guy who likes to be fucked in the ass. Oh, but you like breasts? Go find a fatter man who likes to be fucked in the ass.