My Hate Blog

I’ve made a couple of changes to my blog which I (and you, also) may find interesting.

1. For the past 6 months or so, I’ve been rather amused with the way people have stumbled across my blog, and the search terms they’ve used to get there. I’ve finally pulled my finger out of my ass long enough to write a WordPress plugin that takes the last 20 search terms for any individual blog post, and prints them out to the column on the left. Take a look at my post on retards, for example, and you’ll see things like:

“don’t educate retards”
Why not kill autistic children
How to deal with my Autistic child
Why do autistic looks same

Why is this food for thought? Well, a lot of people say I’m an asshole. Correction; I am an asshole. What they don’t realise, though, is the depravity of “normal” Internet users and what they really search for. The plugin does not fake results, and they update in realtime. Observe… the depravity of others!

2. I really want more hate mail. I’m depressed at how little hate mail I actually receive. I have therefore taken it upon myself to add a “Share This” plugin to the bottom of my posts, that will allow you to add them to digg, and all the other horseshit networking sites that you fuckers use. Please, spread the word so I can obtain more hate mail.

I do have more posts coming soon, I promise.

This is a Chav, otherwise known as a Townie, or a cunt. As you can see, these pieces of shit enjoy hanging around the places you generally wouldn’t tell anyone you were hanging around – most noteably childrens playgrounds (can anyone say “Pedo in training”?) and outside the front of convenience stores, begging people to buy them cigarettes and alcohol. Key Chav trademarks are the burberry colours in their cap, t-shirt and tracksuit bottomed uniform, and the excessive display of cheap jewellery from places such as Elizabeth Duke in Argos. These fuckers are high class, obviously.

Chavs seem to have a very limited vocabulary. Common statements will include;
“What you fucking looking at?”
“Givvus a fag.”
“I’ll ‘ave you, you cunt.”
“Come on then!”
(continue reading…)

Yes, yes, it’s a new blog theme. It’s dark, it’s moody, it’s a brand new canvas of hate ready to be painted with more bitter nastiness that is my world. Have faith, ye potential fellow readers, more hate is coming. I have about 16 posts in my drafts folder that I will be completing soon, but in the meantime I needed a new theme to get myself re-motivated.

It does, however, have a small fault which needs resolving. If any CSS/xHTML wizards are out there and reading this, and fancy doing a quick modification for me (free of charge, because you love me) then please let me know.