Before you comment

There are some very simple rules to follow before leaving a comment on my blog. If you don’t follow these rules, chances are your comment will be deleted. Don’t like it? Fuck off.

1. If you want to insult me (and many do), at least try and do it in an amusing or original way. Comments such as “you’re a fucking asshole” will be deleted, simply because they’re boring and are pretty much a given anyway.

2. If your comment wasn’t shown after 24 hours, chances are I deleted it because you’re an idiot and can’t follow these simple instructions. Repeatedly posting additional comments will cause me to force-direct you to a disgusting site of my choosing. You have been warned.

3. Contrary to what you may believe, I am not a racist, nor am I a member of any hate groups. Posting racist or otherwise extremist comments will cause them to be removed, and you’ll be force-directed to some fucked up porn.

4. If you’re currently studying psychology or have completed a psychology degree/course, then please fuck off. You’re wasting your time if you think you can psychoanalyse me, because I am significantly smarter than you.

5. If you disagree with me, put your point(s) across in a clear and concise manner. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but comments such as “fuck you, you’re wrong!” serve no purpose here and will be removed. Additionally, dipshits who utilise Wikipedia in order to try and disprove anything I say will also have their comments removed. Any asshole can use Wikipedia, and you prove nothing other than your ability to copy and paste. Grow some balls.