I hate… illiteracy and dyslexics
by Vince on Nov.29, 2009, under Random
Know what really pisses me off? People who are completely unable to differentiate between the correct usage of “your” and “you’re”, so just decide to use “your” for everything. The problem has become so fucking bad that I’m pretty certain that ‘Oxford English Dictionary’ are going to be forced to acknowledge “your” as an acceptable variation simply because millions of people can’t be fucking educated that they are in fact wrong. Yes, you assholes are wrong. Quick example:
You’re a stupid, illiterate cunt and should die in a horrible housefire whilst wearing your mothers underwear – CORRECT
Your a stupid, illiterate cunt and should die in a horrible housefire whilst wearing your mothers underwear – WRONG
See the difference yet you stupid inbred fucks? I’m not even going to waste my time by trying to explain the difference between the two. If you don’t know the difference then obviously you spent way too much time sucking cock in high school and being molested by your father (don’t tell anyone, it’s “our” little secret) instead of paying attention for all of 10 seconds whilst some old haggard bitch with warts explained it to you.
What pisses me off even more than these silly mistakes are the excuses people use. “I’m dyslexic”. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Dyslexia is nothing but an excuse for laziness. Here’s where they chime in about how it’s hard for them to learn things. Yeah, know what asshole? I find quantum mechanics difficult to grasp, but I don’t call myself fucking dyslexic. Perhaps if you preached LESS about this “dyslexia” you claim you have and picked up a fucking book and tried to learn the difference, you might get somewhere.
We live in such a pussy namby pamby world, people feel they need to associate themselves with a label that excuses them for certain inadequacies or limitations that they have. Fuck that shit. You are just a lazy useless piece of shit who needs to read more. Fuck you and fuck your LYSDEXIA in the ass with a rubber chicken.
December 12th, 2009 on 2:04 am
I though dyslexia was a real medical problem so after i read this i did some research and found out that it was complete bullshit they have no real diagnostics for it and if people of all ages and intelligence levels can get it then that just means at some point in there lives the decided fuck it im going to have a learning disorder makes no sense thanks for clearing this up for me so now if anyone says to me “i am retarded beacuse im dyslexic” i can tell them that in fact there retarded because they blame there laziness on a stupid not proven medical condition.
December 17th, 2009 on 5:27 pm
Well, if I was a lazy fuck then I could just call myself dyslexic and not have to work a day of my life, and I could just leech of government taxes. Huh. Typical bullshit I have to put up with daily in America.