I hate…. Jade Goody
by Vince on Apr.09, 2009, under Random
Let’s get straight to the heart of this thing, you cunts. Did I want her to die? No, not at all. Did I want her to get cancer? Certainly not. Do I think she was a chunky, worthless waste of space who didn’t deserve to grace the TV screen of millions? Abso-fucking-lutely.
When Jade Goody appeared on TV screens, we all laughed at her. We thought she was a stupid fat cunt who didn’t know her arse from her elbow and the only reason we found her so entertaining was because of the absolutely fucking amazing comedic-like stupid statements she’d come out with. Why did she become so popular? Because she was the “everyday moron”. She appealed to the heart of the average British people because she *was* the average British person; thick as shit and just happy going through life drinking, smoking and whinging.
So Jade got cancer. Boo-fucking-hoo. How many people people are diagnosed with cancer daily? How many people have been diagnosed with cancer, and have contributed far more to society and the world than Jade Goody ever did? Is this a competition? No, not at all, but I honestly don’t see why the fuck we should’ve been bombarded with constant fucking updates from someone who only became famous because she came out with such gems as:
“Who is Heinzstein [Einstein]?”
“Where is East Angular [Anglia], is it abroad?”
“Sherlock Holmes invented toilets.”
Is this the kind of world you want your children to live in? Following and sympathising with the plight of a woman who didn’t even know what fucking language they speak in the USA? Like I said, not that I wanted anything bad to happen to her, but she certainly wasn’t special enough to warrant being in the newspapers and TV every fucking day until her death. Far more important and worthy people die every day. Fuck the media for following this fat bag of shits demise, and fuck you for giving a crap about her, you absolute fucking wankers. Oh, and fuck Jade Goody.
True picture, by the way:
April 9th, 2009 on 5:54 pm
Well said my good man, she was a talentless sack of shit, she got famous for being a dumbass then more famous for being a racist and now that she has died she is being hailed as a fucking saint, people are so Dumb.
May 1st, 2009 on 8:39 am
Another gem my little terrorist friend … Have my babies <3
June 8th, 2009 on 8:24 am
Damn straight. When I saw this idiot’s picture week after week at the Wal-Mart I used to work at on the fucking stupid “People” magazines I was like, “Who the fuck is this, and why should I care?”.
October 8th, 2009 on 3:21 am
Yea I never got her.
I hate that Big Brother breed of twats.
November 11th, 2009 on 3:28 pm
i soo totally agree with thiss fair enough i didnt want her to die because i dont wish anyone to die
and i LOL’D so hard at the iq went up 3 points
February 16th, 2010 on 3:08 pm
Her behaviour when she was in the media spotlight was deplorable. She was utterly charmless, racist, bigoted, vulgar and frighteningly retarded. I would estimate her IQ was about 80-90 and she should have received special needs care had she attended conventional schooling. She is a disgrace to the UK and reveals severe failings in British education and society. She should not be celebrated, only deeply pitied.