I have even threatened my family with legal proceedings for smoking around me, this is how much of an asshole I am.

I don’t deserve a job, useless waster like me!

Obama? What an ass, I bet he touches goats.

Y’know, sometimes my lawyer and I go down to this lake and explore our sexuality.. sometimes it gets out of hand.. I’m just thankful I can’t get pregnant!

Harry

You would kill all smokers and/or ex-smokers for ”poisoning” your society.. and.. we are killing everyone around us?

Firstly, I’m not even sure how you’d justify it’s killing you or anyone around you. If your excuse is second hand smoke, then my excuse will be – get the fuck away from me. No one’s twisting your arm to stand next to me or anyone else smoking outside a building or next to my stool at the bar counter, I’d much prefer you go sit a good twenty feet away from me on that old man’s lap that isn’t smoking. In fact, in several states, including my own, nearly all indoor establishments are prohibited by law to have a smoking section or even allow it. This is bullshit and follows the same narrowminded bias concepts your spewing.

How can I say this without being bias myself? It comes down to choice. The government has so ”gracefully” decided what is and isn’t ”healthy” for us and has done us the ”justice” of removing the choice straight from the system. I don’t give a fuck if I can’t smoke at the local diner or bar at 1am anymore, it does however torque me that someone can’t purchase their own bar and decide whether or not their customers can smoke in it because some whiney cunt waitress or waiter doesn’t like getting paid to serve drinks through a cloud of smoke. – Here’s a hint, get a different job you stupid fuck. Noone’s forcing you into that particular employment.

Your complaint is that cigarettes and alchohol are killing your ”society”. Really? Are they? Do I really have to bring up the generic ”guns don’t kill people, people do” arguement? Some stupid shit drinks too much and runs into a 90 year bat crossing the street. Alright, sad story, but it comes down to self accountability. That particular person was a stupid fuck and probably should find a nice square brick to sit on and spin. Agreed. But if I want to grab a twelve pack and drink in the comfort of my own home, I’ll be damned if some arogant fuck like yourself can sit and judge me, a person they’ve never met, and find their statement’s justified. Kindly go get fucked.

How the fuck do you justify killing every smoker/drinker (”hypothetically”)? Your complaint is it, itself, is killing people…. sooo… you’d turn around and follow the same concept? Scream hypocrisy when your opinions or ”hypothetical delusions” don’t endulge it. Again, you don’t know me, you don’t know everyone that drinks and/or smokes, and you can get fucked for using whatever negative generalization you’ve conjured in your fat head for these kind of people. Albert Eistein smoked, should we have smothered him in his sleep for his ”crimes against society”? How deep and long under a rock do I need to live in order to think like you? Please tell me, so I can started planting land mines ”X”-feet beneath every rock I see to ensure I run into fewer dumbfucks like yourself.

To Vince.

Damn straight. Whenever I’m badgered by someone for smoking and they ask why I don’t quit, my response is ”I don’t want to.” I like smoking, I don’t want to stop smoking, so I don’t. And I don’t make excuses for it like its a fucking sin.

Good blog. Even as a smoker, I hate hearing lame excuses for peoples habbits.

@Vince
You fat bastard – That’s right, you know ;D

I don’t glorify anything, you pathetic little pissant. I merely illustrate that as an ex-smoker, and as someone who has successfully quit, I know it can be done. All it takes is trying. None of this bullshit “I enjoy it too much” fucking excuses.

Now, enjoy Lemonparty.

You attack current smokers and seemingly glorify your own magnificent ability to quit…

…why were you so mentally weak that you were influenced to start in the first place?

Smoking is fucking disgusting and it’s one of the most grotesque socially-acceptable behaviors left in society today. What makes it even worse is that you’re not only killing yourself by doing it, you’re killing others around you.

It’s funny though… Weed is criminalized here (USA) while tobacco and alcohol abuse run rampant throughout the country.

Me, personally? I’d kill (again, speaking hypothetical here) every one of you goddamn nicotine addicts and alcoholics for poisoning my society. (Yes, that would include you by proxy, Vince, as you’re a former smoker and would’ve been dead for years now on principle alone for your contribution to this sick habit’s perpetuance.)

Kinda like what Stalin was doing with the Soviets, except Soviets have redeeming qualities such as their amazingly beautiful child sex slaves and their hilariously unpronouncable names… Won’t find any of that shit in a goddamn drunk chain smoker… Unless they’re, like, a little booze hound nymphet with a name like Slaytyaviskomova Emphysema or somethin.

That being said, I hate alot of things too. I think the thing I hate the most is that Michael Pitt does not love me. That I hate worse than anything. But also I hate other things like my job and soap operas and people who smell bad. But mostly it’s the Michael Pitt thing.

Nice blog.