My Hate Blog

This guy is my hero.

Proper update coming soon, but that’s amusing enough to tide you over.

I’ve made a couple of changes to my blog which I (and you, also) may find interesting.

1. For the past 6 months or so, I’ve been rather amused with the way people have stumbled across my blog, and the search terms they’ve used to get there. I’ve finally pulled my finger out of my ass long enough to write a WordPress plugin that takes the last 20 search terms for any individual blog post, and prints them out to the column on the left. Take a look at my post on retards, for example, and you’ll see things like:

“don’t educate retards”
Why not kill autistic children
How to deal with my Autistic child
Why do autistic looks same

Why is this food for thought? Well, a lot of people say I’m an asshole. Correction; I am an asshole. What they don’t realise, though, is the depravity of “normal” Internet users and what they really search for. The plugin does not fake results, and they update in realtime. Observe… the depravity of others!

2. I really want more hate mail. I’m depressed at how little hate mail I actually receive. I have therefore taken it upon myself to add a “Share This” plugin to the bottom of my posts, that will allow you to add them to digg, and all the other horseshit networking sites that you fuckers use. Please, spread the word so I can obtain more hate mail.

I do have more posts coming soon, I promise.