My Hate Blog

This is a Chav, otherwise known as a Townie, or a cunt. As you can see, these pieces of shit enjoy hanging around the places you generally wouldn’t tell anyone you were hanging around – most noteably childrens playgrounds (can anyone say “Pedo in training”?) and outside the front of convenience stores, begging people to buy them cigarettes and alcohol. Key Chav trademarks are the burberry colours in their cap, t-shirt and tracksuit bottomed uniform, and the excessive display of cheap jewellery from places such as Elizabeth Duke in Argos. These fuckers are high class, obviously.

Chavs seem to have a very limited vocabulary. Common statements will include;
“What you fucking looking at?”
“Givvus a fag.”
“I’ll ‘ave you, you cunt.”
“Come on then!”
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Yes, yes, it’s a new blog theme. It’s dark, it’s moody, it’s a brand new canvas of hate ready to be painted with more bitter nastiness that is my world. Have faith, ye potential fellow readers, more hate is coming. I have about 16 posts in my drafts folder that I will be completing soon, but in the meantime I needed a new theme to get myself re-motivated.

It does, however, have a small fault which needs resolving. If any CSS/xHTML wizards are out there and reading this, and fancy doing a quick modification for me (free of charge, because you love me) then please let me know.