I hate…Lindsay Lohan
I hate Lindsay Lohan. I hate Lindsay Lohan so much that if it came down to a choice between having sex with Angelina Jolie (and I would, believe me) or having Lindsay Lohan murdered… I’d go with the latter. Yes, that’s right, I’d pass up the opportunity of a lifetime to have sex with perhaps one of the kinkiest Hollywood women around… so that this miserable looking ugly ginger CUNT can go die. I love the word CUNT.
There’s ugly, and there’s pig dog ugly. Lindsay Lohan is the latter. What the fuck do men see in this freckled little puke-stain?
Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m just seriously averse to anything ginger. I think that’s it. It’s not the hair colour, it’s the fucking gazillions of freckles ALL OVER THE BODY. They can’t just be on the face, they have to be EVERYWHERE. All down the arms, the chest, the back, the face, the ass, it’s like she’s being consumed by a small freckle nation who have realised she has no talent and are trying to kill her from the inside out. Good work, my freckle midget army! On a completely unrelated note, did you know that being Ginger is actually down to a deformity of your DNA? That’s right, do some reading and you’ll see that it’s caused by a DNA mutation. You now have sufficient proof that Lindsay Lohan is a fucking mutant cunt.
Let’s take the freckles away, what would you be left with? You’d still be left with a fucking skank who has zero sex appeal. She literally looks like some chick you would hook up with at a party, because you’d drunk a bottle of scotch and you want to fall asleep with your dick in something. You then wake the following morning and have to carefully sneak out before being seen in case she asks for your number. There’s no “choice” here, merely a lack of options in an alcohol fueled sex romp. I’d rather go home and jerk off.
This broad has ZERO talent. She can’t even act worth a damn. You only need to look at her IMDB page to see the list of amazingly intellectual films she’s been involved with. The only movie I liked out of that list was “Chapter 27″, and she was the worst actor/actress in the entire thing. Thank God she got less than 5 minutes screentime. Cunt.
Just because you hang around with Paris Hilton does NOT make you cool. It doesn’t make people want you. It just makes you another in the long line of skank whores that Paris has taken under her wing to destroy your reputation and image. Not that you had any of those to begin with. If you want cheap or free coke, hang around with Paris. If you have no career and want to ensure that it remains that way, hang around with Paris.
There really isn’t anything else to say except that I hate you, Lindsay Lohan, please die.
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O__O YOU OWN VINCE!!!! i cant stand people talking about how hot lohan is, and cunt is a very amazing word, she needs to die, someone really should just blow here fuckin brains out, shes a useless piece of meat without any understanding of being properly humane, a spoiled teen, an ugly spoiled teen with the brain the size of a skittle.
CUNT is my favourite cunting word.
the little spoiled princess of the hills needs to get her small priorities straight! nevermind, i agree with kyle.
SHE SHOULD FUCKING DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and cunt is a brilliant word. i agree with u vince! peace! and death to linsday and jared! “fucking poser”
i hate her with the deepest passion!!!! she put the ska in skank! she has issues that require tissues!
I totally agree that Lindsey is a cunt, but does that really mean that we should, to quote Kyle, “blow her fucking brains out”? Yes, she is a whore. Yes, she has so many problems it’s funny. Yes, she is a skanky bitch. But do these qualities make someone automatically have a sniper dot on their heads? I should hope not. That would kill off most of the girls at my school :-D. If people would stop worshiping her, we wouldn’t have to deal with seeing her. But they do, and we do. So just deal with it
Mike, where is the fucking logic in your redneck world, where you can come to my blog, agree with my article, even post a comment to the effect of that, and then tell ME to deal with it? How about YOU deal with it, fucko? How about you go and research the definition of the word “hypocrite” and underneath it you’ll see a picture from your high school prom. You know the one I’m talking about - the one where you hooked up with a fat ugly ginger whore who had a little too much to drink and puked and pissed all over herself. Douchebag.
Is it me or does she ALWAYS look greasy?
The ”greasy” you see is five layers of make-up. She’s trying to hide the ”freckle midget army”, since the X-Men haven’t picked her up yet on account of being a talentless mutant and a worthless whore.
And Mike. This blog is dedicated to hate on a broad and violant scale. I’d probably get used to it.
Though I would agree, a bullet does seem unjust. I mean… what a waste of a good bullet when there are plenty of delightfully tall buildings to push her off of.
Haha i love your blogs they’re fucking LOL.
Even thought i dont agree on some of them, keep em coming!
A TOTAL slut like many others!!!!!!!
I would love to just rail her all night but thats before she hella skinny and had some nice tits on her. But i like me a slut puppy
i hate this chick she is so damn stupid she goes out drinks gets coked up and then expects us to feel sorry and when she feels that we did a good job feeling sorry she gives us a lil flash of her CUNT and then when she trys to amke us feel worse for her she says oh my family is horrible to me why me why me SHUT UP BITCH ive had a bad life to i should know but life gets better and no what i rlly could care less that her ma uses her and her dad did what ever