My Hate Blog

I hate Lindsay Lohan. I hate Lindsay Lohan so much that if it came down to a choice between having sex with Angelina Jolie (and I would, believe me) or having Lindsay Lohan murdered… I’d go with the latter. Yes, that’s right, I’d pass up the opportunity of a lifetime to have sex with perhaps one of the kinkiest Hollywood women around… so that this miserable looking ugly ginger CUNT can go die. I love the word CUNT.

There’s ugly, and there’s pig dog ugly. Lindsay Lohan is the latter. What the fuck do men see in this freckled little puke-stain?

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m just seriously averse to anything ginger. I think that’s it. It’s not the hair colour, it’s the fucking gazillions of freckles ALL OVER THE BODY. They can’t just be on the face, they have to be EVERYWHERE. All down the arms, the chest, the back, the face, the ass, it’s like she’s being consumed by a small freckle nation who have realised she has no talent and are trying to kill her from the inside out. Good work, my freckle midget army! On a completely unrelated note, did you know that being Ginger is actually down to a deformity of your DNA? That’s right, do some reading and you’ll see that it’s caused by a DNA mutation. You now have sufficient proof that Lindsay Lohan is a fucking mutant cunt.

Let’s take the freckles away, what would you be left with? You’d still be left with a fucking skank who has zero sex appeal. She literally looks like some chick you would hook up with at a party, because you’d drunk a bottle of scotch and you want to fall asleep with your dick in something. You then wake the following morning and have to carefully sneak out before being seen in case she asks for your number. There’s no “choice” here, merely a lack of options in an alcohol fueled sex romp. I’d rather go home and jerk off.

This broad has ZERO talent. She can’t even act worth a damn. You only need to look at her IMDB page to see the list of amazingly intellectual films she’s been involved with. The only movie I liked out of that list was “Chapter 27″, and she was the worst actor/actress in the entire thing. Thank God she got less than 5 minutes screentime. Cunt.

Just because you hang around with Paris Hilton does NOT make you cool. It doesn’t make people want you. It just makes you another in the long line of skank whores that Paris has taken under her wing to destroy your reputation and image. Not that you had any of those to begin with. If you want cheap or free coke, hang around with Paris. If you have no career and want to ensure that it remains that way, hang around with Paris.

There really isn’t anything else to say except that I hate you, Lindsay Lohan, please die.