MyHateBlog’s 1st Birthday
OK, so it’s not big news… but MyHateBlog has been around for 1 year as of the 9th December. Happy Birthday Hatred! As the year progresses to a close, you can be sure that my alcohol consumption level shall increase dramatically, forcing me to blog about the really unimportant and mundane shit, like belly-button fluff.
Contrary to what you might think, it’s actually difficult to blog about the things you hate. Sometimes you can just see something and immediately you say to yourself; “Man, I fucking HATE that!” but that’s as far as it goes. Immediate dislike is an almost impossible thing to describe and justify, particularly to a small handful of blog readers. I have to choose my subjects carefully. If I don’t, I end up with nothing more than a blog which lists the things I hate. That would be no fun, would it? Instead, I try and make it a little interesting, hopefully even amusing to my readers. I try and add some logical truths in there, so that you can see beyond my psychotic rantings and might even think to yourself; “Shit, yeah, that asshole has a point.”
I must admit, although I haven’t made THAT many blog posts, I am genuinely disappointed that I’ve only received 2 hate-mails this year. Admittedly, I don’t advertise or publicise this blog as much as I probably should, but I know there are a few of you fuckers reading this, you can do it for me!
So before we say goodbye to 2007, why don’t you tell me what your favourite blog post was this year, and why? What would you like to see me blog about for next year? Feel free to comment or mail me your feedback.
No, I haven’t finished blogging for the year - think of this post as a mere placeholder for the festive things to come.
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Just to annoy you Vince we’e going to compliment you on your excess of bile.
We have a mental picture of you getting even angrier with every pleasant inoffensive response that comes your way, we’ll be sure to send through a bland comment or two in 2008..cocksucker.
Ladies and Gentlemen, take note… that’s how you leave a comment.
I have a present for you - a joke, which might teach you something.
A patient comes to psychologist.
- What is your problem?
- You see, doc, I do not have any friends. I cannot make any, and people just keep turning away from me. It is very depressing. Perhaps, you can help me, you bald-headed fat old farter?
Sorry, your present sucks. I’d rather have received a pair of socks, or a shitty sweater that I’d never wear.
I didn’t learn anything, simply because your “joke” lacks any humurous substance. If I was inclined to really give a shit, I’d logically propose that your “joke” was somehow a personal dig at me. Perhaps you consider that I use obscene language excessively or that, god forbid, I somehow purposely insult people with no real thought of the consequences of my actions.
Would that be anywhere near the truth, you repetitive and pathetic bag of shit?
honey …look for those words…??? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ????? ????? ??? ??????? ?? ??? ????? ???? ???? ?? ???? ???!!!
anyways you are probably an old homo that thinks that he is funny…..but let me tell you something….you are not!!!so get a life…and stop touching yourself….x…(and yes im a girl…)
Lady, I have no fucking idea what you just said…. because it made little sense.
I don’t think I’m funny, I know i’m funny sweetheart. What you really need to ask yourself, though, is how can you tell if I’m being serious or just deliberately trying to seem rude?
If you dislike me and my blog so much, why have you left 7 fucking comments for me?
cozi loe u soomuch…marry me bitch…
hahaha homo!
With every new comment you post, you merely reinforce the fact that you’re a fucking retard further.
Keep posting
my favorite blog was lindsey lohan, why, because I hate her, theres really not much more I can say, well there is, but you’ve already went into perfect detail ,but I would really like to see a little asian hate, 80% of my neighborhood is asian, the remaining is black, dont have much of a problem with the remaining percent, but dont tell me you havent encountered an annoying asain who thinks he/she is better than you in every possible aspect because he/she thinks there much better than you in every fuckin aspect, im sure you’ve encountered many kinds of people like that, but, the asians ones are the worst, like when you see a crowd of them, and they glance over at you, looking as if your inferior, fucking pieces of shit, roll out the red carpet its an asian, very annoying, hmmm, sorry about that, this is turning out to be more of a spillout of heart than just a common comment, anyway, you keep up the good work, and hope to see more of your genius hate blogs that I can relate too, actually reading these blogs, made my mind feel a bit at ease, I’ll send you an email, I think i might want my own hate blog.
Kyle: Let me introduce you to something called period (If you’re a girl, this could get complicated). It’s that little button to the right of your precious comma button.
Let me explain how this work: Use a period (or full stop) at the end of a sentence that makes a statement. Example: You are a fucking idiot.
Oh, and by the way, your ass-kissing towards Vince here is way to obvious. Dumbass.
i dont know if youll take my pitch on a subject. but i would really like to talk about how overrated this Hannah Montana girl is. for me, being a teenager and being exposed to this “pop icon” is truly agravating. i cannot withhold my hatred for this little bitch. shes made millions while degrading others of their class(financial standards) again, i HATE HER.