I hate…. retards and autistic children
Observe, ye fellow readers, a rare specimen indeed. With its screwed up face and child-like mannerisms, this breed are not to be confused with many TalkFreelance forum users. What we have here is commonly referred to as a “retard”, and I fucking hate them.
“Why do you hate the special people?” I hear you ask. Well, fortunately it’s a very simple question to answer, albeit with a question in return: What do you do when you meet a retard? Think about that for a second.
It’s a very difficult question to answer, isn’t it? Are you sympathetic to the retards needs? Do you pull your underwear over your head and run around making retard-like noises in a bid to entertain it, only to be chastised by the retards handler? Yes, I just used the word handler. Like Dog handler, Horse handler, Toilet handler. What is the official “title” for the person who supervises the retards in their day to day lives? Superviser? Carer? Massochist? Post me your thoughts.
So, if you don’t decide to pull your underpants over your head, do you shake their hand? Do you REALLY want to shake hands with someone whose idea of fun is to play with their own shit? Someone whose hand is likely to be so disgustingly dirty and sticky that you genuinely feel the need to either cut yours off afterwards, or dunk it in a vat of sulphuric acid. That’s not my idea of fun.
So, I have difficulty meeting retards. That sounded like I put out advertisments to specifically meet them, didn’t it? No comment. It seems that however I meet and respond to retards is always wrong. If I try to talk to them like a normal person, they have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about and their handlers give me a look of disgust, as if i should know better than to try and converse intellectually with a retard. If I try and talk about the shapes and sizes of poop and how when I was 3 years old, I tried to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of my own shit, I get chastised for talking to them in a demeaning manner, regardless of how much the retard finds it amusing and claps their hands like a fucking circus seal.
Sometimes I’ve met retards, and have referred to them as previous retards I’ve already met, simply because they all look the fucking same. Honestly, how was I meant to know that we suddenly had an influx of retards in the area? Maybe that retard actually went home beliving his name was “Dave” that day, who knows? Do they even have names? Is there any point?
I once worked part-time in a supermarket as a “General Assistant”. This involved both cashier work, and stock work (ie putting shit on shelves). I remember one busy Saturday morning a retard came in to buy some sugar. He was a regular retard, and a serious fucking annoyance, because he’d hold the line up for about 10 minutes whilst he attempted to count the correct money up for whatever he’s buying. Yes, this is a retard of limited intelligence, attempting to mathematically calcuate how many pennies he should give me for this bag of sugar. If I tried to take the money out of his hand, he’d think I was trying to rob him and get extremely upset. If I tried to help him, he wouldn’t listen to me anyway because it’s obvious it took every single fucking braincell he had to try and work out this extremely complex puzzle, and it’d just disrupt his concentration. Eventually, he managed to give me somewhere in the region of the correct change (not that I bothered to check anyway) and went on his way.
Approximately 1 hour later, a woman came into the shop, followed by this retard, carrying a packet of sweets. She explained to me that he came in earlier to buy the sugar, and he’d accidentally put the sweets in his pocket without paying for them. She’d merely brought him in to return them. As I took the bag of sweets from the retard, telling him that it wasn’t a problem and I don’t give a shit because it’s not my shop anyway, he proceeded to cry. He cried as if I’d just raped him and stolen all of his pennies at the same time. It took every ounce of my being to not laugh in his retarded little face. Have you ever seen a retard cry? You’ll know what I mean.
And then it got me thinking. He accidentally put the sweets in his pocket? Give me a break. I guarantee you there are armies of these shoplifting retards all around the world, conveniently forgetting to pay for items. I bet there are handlers who take their leads off, and push them into a shop, waiting to see what they’ll come out with next. Let’s face it, if you catch a retard stealing, you’re not going to call the police are you? It’s the perfect fucking excuse! They probably even have a website somewhere where you can find a shoplifting retard in your area, and e-mail them a shopping list to fill. Just imagine it, millions of these retarded fucks all over the world, stealing everything from us and laughing at us when we’re not looking, in some super-complex retarded language that we don’t understand, consisting of grunts, farts, and slapping each other. Perhaps it’s us who are the retarded ones, and they’re simply on a level of intelligence that we’re not ready to comprehend? Yeah, OK, as if.
Another story for you…
In the local pub (yes, “pub” you Americans) I used to drink in, there was this semi-retarded guy who also used to drink there. He was never accompanied by a handler, or any friends or family, he was always on his own. For some bizarre reason the owners allowed this retardio to buy and drink alcohol. Randomly, he would stand up and walk over to a window, where he would begin combing his hair. A mirror would clearly be too easy to use, but a window… aha, pure genius. Reflections are better aren’t they.
Usually after his second or third drink, El Retardio would begin going from person to person in the pub, asking them if they had a “spare cigarette” that he could have. Typical retard, attempting to win the sympathy vote and getting free shit off people. My usual response was to look him dead in the eye and say, quite sternly, “No you can’t.” One day I got up to take a piss, so went to the toilet. Unbeknownst to me, El Retardio had followed me out to also take a leak. He decided to stand at the urinal right next to mine, and proceeded to spend his entire time there staring at my dick. I was heavily confused about how to deal with this situation. If I punched him, I can almost guarantee you I’d have an entire local lynch mob after my blood for attacking a retarded person. If I let it slide then the retard doesn’t learn anything either. Desipte the fact this guy was staring at my dick, which is considered “not acceptable” in the male community, I cannot punish nor educate the guy on the situation. I cannot provide retribution because it would be me who’s considered the bad guy, not El Retardio for his poor toilet etiquette.
Is there a point to this, or the previous story? Yes, there is. Being retarded is the perfect excuse for everything.
If you’re a woman and you’re out alone one night, and a group of guys try to rape you - just pretend you’re retarded. Start spitting on yourself and making retarded noises - see if they continue. Of course, you could very well be the unfortunate person who receives the rapist who’s into retarded people. That would be seriously fucking unfortunate for you, and I’d suggest killing yourself that evening. Either that or buying a lottery ticket that night. One way or another the odds are either for or against you.
So, I hate retards because they can shoplift and get away with it. I hate retards because whatever I seem to do, I upset them and/or their handlers. I hate retards because they all look the same, and it’s really confusing for us. I hate retards because they can get away with murder… probably quite literally.
Editors note: I apologise for the lack of potentially amusing material, recently. Some of the subject matter has been serious enough that it pisses me off and I don’t find it amusing. Rest assured, we shall now resume with our scheuled programming of (I hope) amusing depraved satire.
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great stuff
ahaha. =]
I wish you would have some mental illness and your word would backfire on you.
Spoken like a true retard. Thanks for letting me use the pic of you as Superman. Royalties are on their way.
Well written
you are very sick…probably your dad was giving you too much of his dick when you were a baby??!!
Yes, I am a very sick man. I don’t know if my father abused me. Perhaps that’s why I murdered him at the age of 7.
I miss Daddy.
this article is great. recently i was assaulted by a retard at my school. i actually had to shake hands and high five it. oh god. looking back, i should have ran away. you never know where their owners are looking though, and i could see myself getting raped by the principal for being “disrespectful”.
Your a fucking sick fuck and if i ever new where u lived id stabb u thru the eye and piss in ur sockets.
I hope 2mora u fall over and break your neck u sick cunt.
u got to b wrong in the head yourself,grow up foggot boy
You’d “stabb” me “thru” the eye? Oh your words are incredibly menacing. Really.
Chances are I’d fuck you up anyway. Then I’d rape your mother.
I totally agree, but, god must have a sense of humor, there like the sickest comedians, retards are funny, to a certain extent, from your point of view i can understand, an ugly retarded piece of shit staring at your cock is not a fairly pretty site, I feel your hate buddy.
one word….agreed
I assume you are never going to have any children? I can’t even begin to express how good that makes me feel!
Does it make you feel as good as the time you put that pineapple up your ass whilst singing the theme song of the A-Team?
haha i love the ‘then i’d rape your mother’ call.. what a fkn retard that guy is.
I’m glad to see that someone shares my hatred of retards.
Now I have a few more reasons to hate them.
#1 a person with special needs has a “handler”, yes, but its called a social worker. Also, I do understand where you are comming from. Its just ignorance, and its not your fault.
When you meet a retard, you are supossed to either act like they are normal or act like they are cooler than fonzy. This makes them feel special and makes them feel like they are normal and popular.
Hey, “Matt”, there’s no ignorance here, cunt.
Seems like you’re a social worker. Do you have to change them like babies?
damn. and i thought i was the only person that really hated retards. my best friend’s brother is retarded, so you can imagine how painful it is for me to have to hold my tongue around him all the time. we’ll be playing halo 3 and ill say something like “jesus, i didnt realize our team was made up of a bunch of captain-autisms” and then he gets like upset, or ill be instantly akward and its really a pain in the ass. but jesus, i just wish i could take a machete to those ugly useless fucks and do the world a favor…but god damn our world for wanting to protect the weak and useless…
I REALLY JUST WANT TO KILL THEM ALL
Dude, that was AWESOME! You must be Canadian or British, cause no American would write that. I have a funny story… I went to “Community Options” to drop off some keys for my sister Tara who worked there. There was no handler in sight (ie. someone to give the keys to) so i decided to take the “normal” route and explain I was dropping off some keys for Tara. Retard’s response: “Tara’s not here.” I made a few attempts to be simple enough for her, but all she could tell me is “Tara’s not here.” Lame, I know, but I haven’t had any extreme retard encounters to speak of.
I just want to know why they don’t have their own TV channel. If there’s one thing retards have going for them is that they’re funny to watch. It could be launched under the guise of “reaching out to the mentally challenged community” or some bullshit, but really for me it would be a fuckin laff riot.
i totally agree with u man. i hate retards as well
I’m ok with gays, blacks and muslims but I say FUCK retards, fuckers are an abomination to god and should be burnt, whipped, dragged or stoned to death.
Anyone who stands up for retards should suffer the same fate.
I use to be a retard “handler” as you put it, and man, your right, they do suck! Worst job ever! I hated them all with a fiery passion and I still do. God must’ve had a serious hangover when he fucked up on those things. I considered myself as a “Retard Wrangler” instead of a “handler” though.
Sounds like you know retards very well. It takes a retard to know a retard. I see you’re getting a lot of negative comments. But hey, let’s look on the bright side, at least you don’t view retards as inferior beings. Whether if you like it or not, the mentally disabled are people to and some sideshow freaks.
lol, oh who am I kidding, retards are not people and they are in fact inferior beings, more inferior than quads.
Oh my god. That was the greatest comment ever. “It takes a retard to know a retard”? You, sir, are the dumbest person to have ever graced my blog.
You deserve to die.
Retards are all devils. They fight, vandalize, rape, steal, molest children, and (somehow) get away with it. They must be the spawn of SATAN. These fuckers are not ill, or disabled, just posessed by demons.
clearly, you are a pathetic hermit that leads an isolated life hidden behind a computer! i hope your meaningless existence and inability to maintain proper relationships help you in the future. i hope you have “retarted” children someday….but, that would involve you procreating which, judging by your elequent ethical positions, is pretty damn near impossible.
so…please crawl back into your hole…or your mom’s hole and keep your hate inside of you where it belongs….
YOU ARE IGNORANT, PATHETIC AND AN EMBARRASSMENT TO FREE SPEECH!
an FYI…the term “retard” related to anyone with below a 70 IQ. Autism is entirely different. An autistic person can achieve high academic scores, lead a normal social life, have a full-time job, procreate and be a productive member of society.
what is your job vince?
before ypou answer….let me guess:
a) junior high student
b) high school student*
*no way are you in college!
c) fast food employee
d) comic book store employee
e) just some complete rube that lives in mommy’s basement
please, let me know, i’m incredibly curious…
Oh my. Every day I am incredibly astouned by the level of ignorance here. And yet you have the gall to call me ignorant?
Garrett:
Any asshole can use Wikipedia to look up the term “Mental retardation”. If you think that makes you educated on the matter, then you’re a bigger fucking idiot than I had you pegged. Nobody gives a shit that you took the time to look it up. It doesn’t make you clever. it doesn’t make you knowledgeable, it just makes you a fucking prick for thinking you can come to my blog and spout your bullshit in a pathetic attempt to appear like you know what you’re talking about.
What is my job? Perhaps if you spent less time jerking off over wikipedia entries, you’d see I’ve mentioned several times on my blog what I do. What do YOU do, dickhead? Whilst you’re at it, why don’t you use your magic Wikipedia jerk-off powers to look up the term “satire” and some examples of that?
Why you feel the need to come back several times and post is beyond me. Do you feel that strongly about retards that you have to defend them to the death? Do you have a retarded family member whose shit you have to clean up on a daily basis?
Sucks to be you, douchebag.
It’s been brought to my attention that some dickhead who goes by the name ‘Aspie4Life’ on YouTube, has created a video in order to generate hatred towards this article and my site. You can view the amusing video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5ZEGLiKN8I
Firstly, I must start by thanking Aspie4Life for the attention and negativity sent my way. It brought a huge smile to my face to know that there are people out there who were pissed off and offended by what I wrote. The purpose of the article has now been reached, and I can sleep much happier tonight in my little web of hatred.
I wouldn’t be much of a hate blog owner, however, if I didn’t respond to Aspie4Life and critique the video in only a manner in which I am able. So here goes…
(For the record, I am fully aware that you claim you suffer from Asperger’s syndrome. I am also very knowledgeable when it comes to Asperger’s syndrome)
How exactly did you find my blog post? Are you one of the hypocritical fucksticks who search for “I hate retards” on an almost daily basis? Is that your “thing”? Is that how you get off, searching for articles you can read to further fuel your self loathing because you’re a retarded failure? Are you seriously that bitter and envious of non-retarded people that you feel the need to single-handedly devote your retarded existence to locating and quashing the source of all retard hatred on the Internet? It’s a losing battle, my friend. If you weren’t retarded, you would see that.
There is nothing ignorant (not ignorent as you keep misspelling) about my article at all. You, sir, have asperger’s syndrome. You are not retarded. Yes, Asperger’s is a very very very very very (x100) minor form of autism, but it does not excuse or allow you to pose as a fucking retarded person. Anyone with a brain cell can clearly distinguish between those that have mental retardation, and those that suffer from the social differences that make up what is essentially Asperger’s. There’s a world of difference. In fact, no, there’s a fucking UNIVERSE of difference between the two. You, for example, would not eat your own poop. (Would you?). A retard may.
What I find most hilarious about you, and the other asshole asperger’s followers, is how dramatic you attempt to make your condition. You constantly try and make out that it’s a huge life affecting “illness” that prohibits you from doing anything. It’s not. Trust me, I know. You then try and make non-sufferers feel as if they know nothing about your condition and how badly it fucks you up. If it fucks you up so badly, and you’re so retarded and messed up in the head, then can you please explain to me how the fuck you managed to create a video using software on a PC that showcases my site as a fountain of ignorance and hatred?
Can you see the hypocrisy here? In one breath you’re making out that you’re incapable of functioning like the rest of us, and the next you contradict yourself with what is clearly a demonstration of your more than apt use of video editing software on a PC.
This is where you then go on to explain how you’re a “high functioning” autistic and that you’re not as badly affected as others. Fuck that shit, and fuck you, asshole. The more you bitch and complain about your “condition” which actually doesn’t really affect you that much in comparison to say… someone who has no arms, no legs, and was born deaf, dumb and blind, the more you ALLOW it to cause you issues. How about you stop for a fucking second, and appreciate the things you DO have, rather than attempting to educate the world on the abilities you do NOT have?
So you might not be able to distinguish between subtle humour and genuine negativity. Boo-fucking-hoo. So you might be bad at sports and embarass yourself with how bad you are. Boo-fucking-hoo. That makes you human, my friend. We’re all different, and we all have our little quirks and idiosyncrasies that make us who we are. The difference between those people and assholes like you is that they don’t allow it to become WHO they are.
Get. The. Fuck. Over. Yourselves.
Agreed. Completely. I have an autistic brother, and it is a PAIN IN THE ASS to deal with every fucking day.
I see no difference in him and the retard that runs around my school, bursting into classrooms without warning and wailing in the halls. He can’t talk. He can’t think. He can’t listen. He can’t even draw well, and he draws on EVERYTHING in the house, be it with a candle (??) or a permanent marker. Everything in the house is destroyed. I can’t fucking wait until I leave this shithole, and the fucks that spawned that little shit and defend it with their every breath.
But…I’m ranting. Good blog.
Classic episode of projection. You’re a super smart razor wit with Asperger’s or something like it, socially inept, marinating in anger and frustration. Predictably, you are not getting laid either, that lack always sends smart guys to the dark side. i predict suicide in your early 50’s.
It’s a bitch being a genius consumed with ravenous hate and jealousy, ain’t it?
Classic episode of projection? Oh really, Doctor? If I’m such a “classic episode”, then how are you wrong? And believe me, you are, so very very wrong.
Of course you’ll deny that you’re wrong simply because the mere comprehension of me being a “normal guy” without the conditions that you describe would really eat away at you. It wouldn’t eat away at you so much because you were wrong, but because the mere thought of someone so “normal” demonstrating such an attitude towards the world and its inhabitants is unfathomable to you.
You pathetically (and without logic) try to justify my own thoughts and comments on my behalf. You believe that only someone with “issues” in their life can come off in such a manner, when the reality of the situation is completely different. But alas, you can’t agree with that. You can’t accept that, because it doesn’t fit in with your stereotypical and cliche bullshit psychanalysis of me. And it is so evidently bullshit, because of your mention that you think I’m “not getting laid”. Clearly that’s what it all comes down to for you, isn’t it? Perhaps you are a “classic episode of projection” too, and it’s you that’s not getting laid? Blah blah blah. See how much bullshit we can go into over this?
I must say, though, that I’m flattered you’d consider me so interesting and so “worthy” of your pathetic analysis. If you need a friend, just holler.
How is OMI these days, by the way?
Vince man, your my new guru. You tell it like it is. Fuck these retard loving hippies if they can’t see that re-T’s are a plague on humanity. A stain on society that should be wiped clean off this earth. I’ll admit, before I used to feel bad for these things but then I worked for an agency that supported them and I saw how much bullshit they get away with.
Example. A co-worker of mine took one to a store with him. They were walking through the isles picking up cleaning supplies and shit when this little fucker decided to throw some bleach in his handlers face. This handler couldn’t do anything about it. He couldn’t even press charges or he’d be fired!
That’s right. It was against agency policy to be able to call cops on them!
Another example of the burden these abominations put on us… This retarded sexual deviant who raped anything he could overpower came to this country illegally, got caught raping someone, so his family fled to Canada. He did it again there. They deported its ass and it sneaked back to the U.S. again. Now it’s here illegally STILL and receiving STATE FUNDING to get services from my former agency!
It’s a cop-out to say that “they don’t know any better” and they “didn’t asked to be born that way”. I know this sounds like an oxymoron but they’re retarded, not stupid. They know right from wrong. They can be taught how to act. Each one of those assholes reminded me that I couldn’t give them a beating when they were being dinks, or tell them that they couldn’t do something they wanted to do, because they have “human rights”. They could learn that pretty quick but can’t fucking behave like a human being when they weren’t getting their own way.
It comes down to this, society is afraid to give these “people” consequences for their actions.
You know what Vincent, you should have given that retard a savage beating in that bathroom, because if I was there, I would’ve had your back against that lynch mob.
Fuck retards. Fuck them dead!
Vince, you are Jesus!
I hate autistic creatures, I call them AUTARDED.
Where is Adolf Hitler now, when we need him most?
Fuck all you fucking goddam bastards. Vince you little shit you listen here you goddam mother fucker. I HAPPEN TO HAVE AUTISM YOU FUCKING SHITFACE. You give every last damn person with an ASD, Autism Spectrum Disorder just incase you are too much of a shitface to know, a horrible fucking GODDAM NAME. Holy SHIT, I WANT TO CUT YOU WITH A GODDAM KNIFE AND THROW YOU TO A BUNCH OF BLOOD THIRSTY SHARKS. THE FASTER THE MESSIAH COMES IS THE FASTER THAT I CAN LAUGH AND WATCH YOU BURN IN HELL FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a goddam asshole who I hope burns in HELL if the devil does not send you to a WORST GODDAM PLACE FUCKER. (Sarcastically) By the way John Roberts, Hitler can burn to hell. (nonsarcastically) By the way, I happen to be JEWISH AND HITLER DID KILL MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER’S THIRTEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS. Oh yea mother fuckers, I should pobably mention that I’m 15 and 5′2”. People on my side, I know I speek for everyone when I say that these damn whores deserve to burn in HELL and SUCK THE DEVIL’S DICK. You not on my side who are with the son of a bitch named Vince, you should know that I was just grounded for a few months and that kids with Autism do NOT get away with everything because we have Autism. One more thing, we are smart and I happen to have the opportunity to go to any college in the world for FREE. This has been a message from a hopeful to become at age 50 a REPUBLICAN U.S. PRESIDENT.
Look, before you people spaz out at what you said i wanted to let you know that i just spazzed out. Do not comment badly about me. Truth be told I’ve never cursed before in my life. i would never have the guts to kill someone or feed them to sharks, also I do hate what you guys are doing and all of what i did say was true. I never ment to click add your comment i just wanted to release the anger that I felt. I did not take my meds today and my Autism does not normally show, but i did not take my meds, soooooooooo my Autism is showing. I’m fiidgeting I as type right now. Just please leave kids like me with Autism out of your blogs. Thank you very much!
By the way, it is 9pm not 6pm, we probably live on two different sides of the coasts.
Wow Ryan. Grounded you say? Tough break buddy. Tell me, what did you do to receive such a harsh punishment? Smear shit on the walls? Molest your cat? No no, wait, don’t tell me. You must’ve got caught touching yourself. You and your kind are pathetic. You really are one of “Gods’” mistakes. Your “Messiah” is not coming and you will NEVER EVER become president. America won’t elect someone who has to wear a safety helmet just to go outside. You will be a bag boy, or a bowling alley janitor at best. The truth hurts fucker, get over it. Fucking moron.
America would vote for me and I know they will. I have ideas such as tax reduction and gas pricing to be let down. I would also be sure that crime rates are lowered. Oh yeah by the way E, instead of ridiculing me how about ask me on some ideas and at least meet some kids with Autism. By the way, I’m proud to have Autism. I do not wear a helmet either and that blog of mine that i wrote was NEVER TO BE SENT. It was an accident. I normally am appauled by anyone who curses. Could we not just all get along.
Forgot to mention that I laughed when I read your comment E. I’m sorry, but I got used people like you when I was in 7th grade. Please just do not make fun of kids Autism. I respect the mentally challenged, but kids with Autism I respect more. Just leave them out of it will you.
I want to be a Prosecutor, kind of lawyer, before president, however.
I am leaving this site forever
another autarded fart that deserves to die of cancer!
hideous creature begone!
Return to the anus from whence you came!
go ryan. I will definitely vote for you.
Hiya! I’m 10 years old and I was just as king why do you guy pick on whatever retarded means people. cantt you guys and gals leev thos people alone. stop beein so meen. What is Autism any waes.
All retards and autards should be removed from society, these anal monstrosities are vile filth, bring on Adolf Hitler
shut up Roberts.
Autism show true creativity. If you people would read up, you would know that the high-functioning people with Autism happen to be extraordinarily intelligent. Because they have musical talent, your favorite song writer may very well have Autisim. Roberts, you are vile filth.
OK, time to set you fuckers straight.
@Ryan… If you continue to post multiple subsequent comments on my articles because you’re too fucking retarded to have the patience to think about what you’re writing and do it all in a SINGLE post, then I’ll ban you. It’s as simple as that and there are no excuses or exceptions. Autistic or not, clearly you know how to speak English so I expect you to understand this fucking warning and stick to it.
I don’t give a fuck what your dreams and aspirations are. I don’t give a fuck if you have a problem with this article, or any of the people who comment here about retards, or assholes with autism. You can threaten me as much as you like if it’ll make you feel better, but you and I both know that if we met face to face, I’d rip off your fucking safety helmet and beat the bejesus out of you until you’re eating your food through a fucking straw that has to be fed through your anus, because your face is completely mangled. That’s the harsh reality of the situation. As if you could take me, you goddamn retard. Keep dreaming.
I was going to attempt to wittily respond to your posts about wanting to become the president, but I think you did a far better job of embarassing yourself than I could ever do by retorting. Congratulations, Sir, you are the reason that mothers have abortions, and crack addicts kick their pregnant partners down the stairs, stomach first.
@E… “America won’t elect someone who has to wear a safety helmet just to go outside.” - that’s perhaps the most awesome thing I’ve read in a long time, and I’m making that my quote of the month, thanks.
@American…. “High functioning” actually refers to their ability to transcend the traditional autistic characteristics of retardation (Borat style) and act on a fundamentally more “normal” level than others with the same condition. It doesn’t indicate massively high intelligence, and it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re creative in the slightest. If you’re gonna come here and try and wax intellectual, then at least know what the fuck you’re talking about, douchebag.
Everyone else: please continue the bitching about retards, and the retards leaving comments here. It doth amuse me greatly.
I read Ryan’s comments, LOL with the multistream, and I have to say that he did say he spazzed out and would not really try to kill you.
Congratulations, “American” - the retard with the IP address 76.106.251.117 - you are now blacklisted from posting.
Take your fucking schizophrenia elsewhere. Go make more YouTube videos about this blog or something.
Keep up the good work Vince, you are an inspiration.
Autards and Retards are products of ANAL rape between brother and sister, and only Adolf Hitler has the answers on the question of Autards and Retards.
Opening soon in Belsen, a home for Autards and retards, one way tickets will be available for free.Apply now!
To the guy who keeps spamming my blog with his neo-nazi bullshit - John or whatever the fuck your name is:
One or two comments about you hating retards is fine. I can live with that, I’m glad you enjoyed the article and whatever. Every other day coming back to my blog and posting shit about anally raping retards, and attempting to incite the rebirth of Hitler is just plain annoying and totally fucking pathetic, even if you’re doing it in an attempt to be “funny”.
If you want to continue posting bullshit like that, I suggest you start your own blog, because I’m not going to tolerate it any more. This is my fucking blog, not yours. This is the Vince show, baby. This is all about me and the shit I hate. This isn’t a place for people to come and threaten to kill each other every day… unless it’s to threaten me (which I enjoy and find amusing).
It’s obvious you feel far more strongly about the retard situation than I do. I suggest you do something about that immediately.
Now get the fuck off my blog, dipshit.
I hate my brother but i dont go and fucking write it on the internet u fucking loser
@fuku:
I hate to point out the obvious, but you just did write it on the internet you “fucking loser”.
nah i hate retards to but they remind me of myself wen i was a retard lol
I pray that you never have a child that is born with downs syndrome or that is autistic. I am a mother of a child that is autistic and he is the most precious little boy in the world. He is full of love and is very bright. I must say I pitty you. He may be autistic but, you my friend are the retarded one. People born with these disablities can’t help how they are no more than a person can help what race they are or what sex. And, a word of advice…. You reap what you sow… so, you better be a little bit more tolerant of people with special needs. God protects these people. Oh….and for the record…. I am not a handler…. I’m a MOTHER!!!
Oh bitch, please. “He may be autistic but, you my friend are the retarded one” - tell me, how does it feel to be in complete denial? Your son is the intellectual equivalent of a fucking vegetable. How does that make you feel? Do you have to wipe his ass for him?
God protects retards? Where was he when your son developed autism? Where was he during 9/11? Your God has failed you, lady. Time the human race took some fucking responsibility.
The more I read some of the hilariously ridiculous statements made on this blog the more upset I get. YOU people act as though these poor people choose this. Do you think anyone in their right mind would choose to live a life filled with ridicule and hatred that is being posted here? Do you think they choose to not be able to talk, some walk, feed themselves, bath themselves, dress themselves, etc? Or not be able to truely feel love or be loved?…. You people make me nauseous!!! I pray that none of you are ever in a car accident or some sort of accident that takes these capabilities away from you. But, it’s funny to me how ironic life is and karma is a bitch!!!!
@Lori - Fuck off and preach somewhere else, lady. Nobody gives a shit about you or your autistic child. The sooner you realise that, the less frustration you’ll expose upon yourself.
Lori, it’s YOUR fault people hate retards. It’s comments like “Do you think they choose to not be able to talk, some walk, feed themselves, bath themselves, dress themselves, etc?” Boo fucking hoo lady. That’s why abortions are legal! If your going to spawn then at least treat your Re-T normal and don’t put it on a fucking pedestal because it’s “special”. You made your mistake, don’t make the world deal with it. If I had one I’d at least have the good sense to commit a murder/suicide. Now good day to you ma’dam!
Oh how witty you are E! And for the record “HIS” name is Tristian and he is NOT a mistake. He was planned and I don’t ask the world to deal with it. So, that statement was an ignorant one. And, your lucky that your parents didn’t abort you. Aren’t you glad that they kept their retarded child!!?
So you planned to give birth to a retard? What kind of sick fuck are you? Did you have to sleep with your brother in order to make him retarded? Isn’t that how it works? Incestrious relations creates deformed fucked up children?
Tell me, when you were fucking your brother, did you call out his name?
I bet her brothers name was Tristian, too. Tell me Lori, do you plan on keeping your retard with you forever? No, the answer is no. Eventually you will release it upon society and it will be their problem. It will have to go into some kind of agency because it won’t be able to wipe it’s own ass. My tax dollars will be paying someone to fasten the velcro on your kids sneakers.That’s just great. Oh, and for the record, no, I’m not glad they kept me because now I gotta deal with kids like yours.
Garrett, you are total fucking scum. I’m sure I made it perfectly clear that retards and retard lovers burn in hell for all etearnity. I am not a hermit, just a very RICH man in a very BIG mansion in CA who knows the truth about these animals. As for isolation behind a computer, forget it! I have an active social and sex life (obviously unlike yourself). I bet you are the kind of guy who would let a retard fuck you in the ass if you wanted and as for keeping quiet, NO CHANCE! I will actively share my views on this site so that guys like Vince, g -dog and Sam will take the truth over your and that total fucking slut Lori’s blasphemous retard loving propaganda!
This shit has gone on for long enough so it’s time to tell the truth. I am black, bisexual, female, muslim and mildlyautistic. I live in a poor neighborhood in South Central. I don’t hate “retards” as that idiot boy Vince likes to think. I just pretended I did so that I could see the reaction of other bloggers around the world and what they think about people like me. In truth it frightened me. It was just an experiment to see the reaction. The reaction is too many haters and too few lovers.
Anyone who has the gumption to express their hatred of retards is fine by me, they are undeserving of sympathy and an unwelcome drain on much needed resources.
Hatred makkes a man strong, we need more hate and less love, ESPECIALLY of RETARDS.
OMG! Hate only makes a person hate more. Love makes a person strong and secure. So, Del if you never felt love as a child from your parents I’m sorry. I love you!?… Now play nice! All this non-sense about mentally challenged people being a burden on them somehow is appalling. I’ll tell you who the real burden on society is…it’s all these women having tons of kids while living off welfare. And, they can’t afford the kids they have but, yet they keep having more and more. That kinda of crap should make you mad… not these poor innocent people that were BORN this way and can’t help the way they are. Unlike the whores that keep popping out tons of little bastards for our money to buy sneakers and nice cars. Trust me I would much rather take care of someone with special needs that truely need help… then to pay for someone to live on rental assistance and get food stamps and goes around getting her hair and nails done. All I have to say is ” SHAME YOU YOU”!!!! Get angry about a real issue like the one I just stated.
“Special needs” = obscene waste of molecules.
Waste your time on growing eggplants; eggplant lovers.
A real issue is the creation of and maintenance of these things that deserve no right to exist in a civilised society.They are foul freaks of nature and only science can offer a cure.They are a burden on society.Only diseased sentimental weak people waste their emotions on ‘helping’ these abominations, who are beyond hope, reform or correction.They are the embodiment of terminal decay.
Spend time with real normal people who can make a contribution, not these numbskull parasites.We need to remove these creatures out of lifes equation, for the advancement of humanity.The more of them there are, the further humanity falls into decline.
Only the zero option of zero retards can guarantee the complete development of humanity.
The more you spend time with these undeserving freaks, the more you become like them.
OMG, what a douche u r (Del)! The only people I see that is a decay on society is people (animals) like you. They lock animals in a zoo so, how did you get out of your cage? U my friend are the parasite to humanity not these people. So, take ur hate and put it where ur brain is…. is your ass!!!!
“The more you spend time with these undeserving freaks, the more you become like them.”
Your inane comments illustrate my point perfectly; now spend some quality time with real people and NOT useless degenerate genetic abnormalities that have been unleashed upon society, that society has to pick up the tab for and deal with.
The only good retard, is a dead retard.
Take your sympathy and use it on REAL people, not sub human vegetable matter that ruins peoples lives and cause universal misery; things that are nothing but pustulating warts on the posterior of society.
You are all messed up for being with and loving RETARDS,by working at RETARDRUS.
Get help and get it quick, before you go past the point of no return.
Knock it off, assholes. I won’t ask again.
I fucking told you assholes, KNOCK IT OFF. If you continue to keep up with this bullshit on my blog, then I will ban you permanently and force you to look at Lemonparty.
HEED MY ADVICE YOU FUCKING MORONS.
That was you putting up that lemonparty shit, lol… That crap was gross, rotflmao! That was the first time I ever heard of that lemonparty crap. Please don’t make me look at that crap again. LOL! That shit was craaazy. Laterz
Got a job yet vince?
Uhh yes, Marvin, I’ve had a job for years. Thanks.
Still trying to become the next big emo star?
That thing ie specimen, its father wouldnt be that guy in Austria, would it?
Totally agree with you, man. Retards are incredibly annoying. There used to be a bunch of them at my old high school, and many of them were in gym classes. I remember one day our class was relaxing on a nice spring day, and we decided to play kickball. A nice, fun game of kickball would unfold, right? WRONG! First, we were basically forced to have one on our team, which was a total pain in the ass (they always complain). After an inning or so, one of the retards on the opposing team went up to kick. Apparently he had a powerful leg, because he kicked it to me. Most of the time we would intentionally drop it to let them get a hit (because as we all know, it’s best to teach people that you should let others give things for you instead of earning it yourself and building character). However, I wasn’t paying attention (because it’s kickball, why should I?) and the retard kicked it right to me. At the time I thought it was someone else that kicked it to me, so I did what anyone would do if an able bodied person kicked a ball towards you: CATCH IT. I’m a modest man, and had I known that it was the retard that was kicking it to me, I would have not caught the ball. Apparently, most of my gym class was as retarded, as everyone scolded and chastised me for something that I didn’t even intend to do in the first place. After trying to explain that it was unintentional, no one listened, and they still continued to criticize me (even the handler started to criticize me for some apparent reason). Luckily, there were some people in my class that had something called sanity, and they later went up to me after class and told me that they got a kick out of me catching the ball that the retard kicked. Retards have no true purpose on this planet, and I wonder why we take so much care of them, and place them in schools with everyone else as they sit around and do nothing while everyone else tries to learn. The saddest part about that is that our tax money goes straight to these pointless programs…
Totally agree, euthanasia is the only option and spend the money on normal kids.Retards hold society back.
This site is pure filth and should never have been created.
@eviltreemonster: and yet you keep coming back every single day, and even trying to post under different names that you agree with the people here. Get your fucking head examined, cunt. If you don’t like it, fuck off and look at something you’d find more agreeable.
Stupid retard loving bitch.
lol respect to vince dude!
Guys listen its not our fault we have problems ok!!!!!!
just gt a fking life u hobos!!! god man! we aint annoying cause we diffrent dont give u a single rigtht o pick on us does it!!!!! i will answer that for u guys no it doesnt!!
so think beofre us ay something cuase i can just report this to leader of my country and he can send message to all other countrys so if i was u think before u open ya fat fking traps and yes i have autism and special needs i dont want help ok but ig et given it so up yours
Mitchell, fuck off you stupid cunt. I love how you dumb autistic bastards come out with completely far-fetched shit like “I can just report this to leader of my country”. You think the leader of your country gives a fuck that some guy made a blog post about you retarded pieces of shit? I guess you do, that’s what makes you retarded after all. Dumb fuck.
Go play Mario or something, you fucking fanboy.
vince has got the biggest point! i hate them too. i pity them, i mean what the fuck were theyre mothers doing throughout the pregnancy? DRUGS?!!!!! and in Vince’s defense, you are all CUNTS!!! peace.
We had them at my primary school. My biggest memory was that one of them stole some money before our “graduation” and the normal kids got the blame for it. It turned out later that the “special” class was having a lot of stuff stolen and they had to put padlocks on things. But they still blamed us. You’ve got me wondering if they are trained to do that kind of thing.
FOAD! im autistic! go and die in a hole
autistic creatures need to be swatted like flies.
I have Asperger’s. I found this link through wrongplanet.
I thought this blog was fucking hilarious.
Then I realized that it is supposed to be serious, and not the satire of your normal posts.
I don’t agree with you, but I still think it was hilarious. Call me retarded if you want, but I’m not.
The Nazi bastard who keeps reposting needs to die.
Wow, lots of responses overnight. This is what happens when you’re featured on retard forums like wrongplanet and autismspeaks. My, aren’t the users of these places shocked and disgusted by my blog post? Bwuahaha.
All you dumb “Asperger’s” motherfuckers need to understand one single, solitary thing. The article is NOT referring to douchebags like you. I’d think the picture of the down syndrome child in a superman costume is enough to signify that, but apparantly that’s too subtle of a giveaway for you idiots. I guess Asperger’s cunts can’t understand subtlety.
Asperger’s is such a minor level of autism that really it’s not even on the same fucking wavelength as full blown mental retardation. You can continue to claim that it *is* autism and how it’s seriously life affecting, but I’ll give you the same piece of advice I gave that piece of shit kid from YouTube: The longer you continue to treat it that way and label yourselves as having autism, the MORE you’re playing into the austism image and the more YOU are allowing your lives to become affected by it. But I suppose idiots like you are unable to compehend basic pscyhological fundamentals. Let’s chalk that up to your “asperger’s”.
For christs sake, look at it logically. I wrote about retards playing with their shit. Is that you, Asperger’s clowns? No, it isn’t. Why you feel the need to take it so personally is beyond me, but it’s absolutely hilarious to watch and read in the process. Please, keep the morose comments coming.
In the meantime, you can keep discussing this blog on your stupid little retard forums, and calling me names there because you don’t have the fucking balls to do it here. It’s pathetic and amusing to watch, it really is. If that makes you feel better about your miserable little retard lives, then so be it. Just know that I will never be offended by asshats like you, or your horde of retarded followers. There is nothing you can do or say that will ever make me give a shit about you, your “condition” or your lives.
It is all in vain.
For person who claims to not care about their comments, you sure reply them alot.
For christs sake, look at it logically.If you didn’t care about a persons comments, you don’t reply them and you don’t delete or hide or do whatever the fuck you keep doing.
It’s all about your image.You don’t want people like them dirtying up your little clean corner of the web.
If their so damn stupid, then why don’t you let their comments stay to prove it?
I actually liked your post about chavs/townies, by the way.
You misunderstand, “wankhead”, I don’t care about negative comments towards either myself or my blog topics. If you think you can insult me or hurt my feelings, you’re wrong. I don’t have any.
I delete the fucking blatantly ridiculous comments because they contribute nothing to the discussion, and are nothing more than these pathetic emo pieces of shit bitching and moaning that I don’t understand autism and I’m a horrible person. NEWSFLASH: I know I’m a horrible person. I pride myself in being horrible. Tell me something I don’t know, fuckos. I also delete the comments from that idiotic motherfucker who thinks it’s funny to talk about Nazi’s and the rise of Hitler. It’s not funny, it’s not clever, and it certainly doesn’t make me think you’re “part of my clan”.
If anyone wants to attempt to insult me intelligently, logically and justifiably, I’ll leave their comments. Coming to my blog and threatening to kill me when you don’t even have the fucking balls to e-mail me the same threat is pathetic. It’s not my “image” you should be concerned about, asshole, it’s your image. The hypocrisy of you pieces of shit coming here, leaving a comment and then secretly chuckling about it on your forums, and pretending you’re “cool” for using fake names and thinking you can infiltrate my little circle of hatred is hilarious.
Keep it coming, “Meg”. And yes, I know that’s not your real name, “demoluca”. See, you thought you were being clever, but you were wrong. Stupid cunt.
I have a son who is three and he has autism. Aspberger’s aint shit on my boy. He can’t talk. He throws huge fits and screams if he doesn’t get his way. He always grinds his teeth and likes to bang his head on the floor when he is pissed. He doesn’t like to go inside of any store. He will throw his fit. Right now he is in his room crying super loud. I don’t even know what’s wrong. I hate it so bad. I don’t want a child with autism. He is embarrasing and takes up all of my free time. He needs constant supervision. I can’t handle it. I cry all the time when I think about how he will never have friends and how we will never be buddies and go fishing or ride a roller coaster or ride motorcycles together. I hate kids with autism too Vince, but what am I supposed to do about my son? How am I supposed to feel?
The answer is simple: hand him to the authorities to be put in a home etc and you get your life back; it takes courage but you will be rewarded, DO IT.
Very funny stuff. I hate retards because everyone is so easily goddamn offended when you don’t like them. You are all of a sudden a bad person. “Oh they can’t help it, you’re evil”, I don’t give a shit they are still fucking annoying I don’t have to like them, and I don’t have to sympathize for them. I hate them because saying anything bad about them is so taboo, and wrong. Everyone gets defensive and pissed, and respond usually by saying stuff like, ” I hope you become retarded”, or “you should have a retarded child”, or my favorite because of the pure irony, particularly on web posts is “well you must be retarded, because only someone who is retarded would think that way or say that”. Plus for all you religious folks, according to any Jesus worshiper if you can’t accept Jesus into your life then you are going to burn in hell, so that would mean that “God” apparently doesn’t think much of retards either. Thanks for sticking them here on earth with us and keeping their brains in space “God”.
So…you are perfect, Vince?
I know you are relatively perfect in comparison to the disabled you speak of, but what is wrong with you?
I know you are not on the same scale in terms of flaws, but do tell us? What problems do you have? What is not perfect about you?
Autistic people seem to have become the Dark Avengers of the mentally disabled world. (See Dexter series 2)
@HOXTONPAUL: Damn right I’m perfect, motherfucker. Just ask your mother, who can vouch for that on a nighly basis. Yeehaw. Oh wait, that makes *me* the motherfucker I guess. You may call me “Daddy”, my autistic son.
Rule number 1, Paul, “Know thy enemy”. Unfortunately in your case you make it too easy: http://www.myspace.com/paulwadyexperience
See, Paul, I could rip your little world apart. I could tear that blanket right out from underneath you and make you re-evaluate your reason for waking up the in the morning. I could do it without obscenities, without vulgar language, and in the most truthfully painful and hurtful way you can imagine. But I won’t. I won’t because you fail to understand the purpose of my blog post, in only the arrogant fucking way that an asshole with aspergers can. You automatically assume that because somebody refers to autism, they’re including that absolutely pathetically mislabelled minority that is “asperger’s syndrome”. And the funny part is, I’m not referring to “your” kind at all.
I take back what I said. The truth is, Paul, you WANT to be talked about. You actually WANT to have this label hanging over your head because it’s the only goddamn single solitary thing that seperates you from everyone else. You want to be talked about so much that you’ll automatically assume that when somebody refers to autism they’re talking about you. You consider yourself the authority on everything autism, just because YOU are a “sufferer”, so you feel you can somehow relate and empathise with it better than anyone can. You have no appeal, no charisma, no held social interest by others. I bet the single greatest day of your life was when you were “diagnosed” with Asperger’s, because it immediately gave you an excuse for your absolutely pitiful existence to date. Finally there was something you could attribute to your virginity and would explain why women found you “weird” and “gross”. Tell me, Paul, do you now cruise Asperger’s meetings looking for low-functioning autistic women to rape? Because that’s what it’d be, right? Do you think the diagnosis actually changes anything, other than make you more of a less responsible asshole than you were previously? Do you watch Dexter because you feel you can relate to the complete lack of emotional understanding that Dexter has? Do you ever think about killing people, Paul? Do you think they’d attribute it to your Asperger’s and not lock you up? Are we there yet, Paul? Are we there yet?
Thanks to the article writer. Although a bit heavy on the “shit”. I very much see the sense. We’re now saturated by the political correctness industry and live in fear of all sorts of accusations when it comes to the disabled. The anecdotes may be funny but on the serious side, rapists and murderers HAVE used learning disability as their defense at their trials (Yes I did it but I suffer from Autism Spectrum Disorder… He has the mental age of a six year old…etc. etc).
the thing i hate most is how ppl are always like “oh retards are a special gift from heaven. they are so innocent and sweet” but in reality they are the rudest most disgusting so-called humans on this planet.
I used to be a counselor for this soccer day camp, and some crazy mother dicided that instead of getting her downser a proper retard helper, she would put it in the care of 4 16 year olds who were also trying to teach soccer skills to about 30 other normal kids. And she enrolled the thing in camp for the entire summer. Needless to say, the retard didn’t participate in anything and spent most of her time picking fights with other kids, stealing, eating everything in sight, or picking her nose/doing any number of disgusting behaviors. and we couldn’t discipline her because she was a retard.
I hold the opinion that if it is known well beforehand that a child will be born with a defect such as Down Syndrome or autism, it should be aborted to benefit the parent, the child itself, and the society in which it would have been unleashed. Before “civilized” times, it is most certain that a retarded (or otherwise defective) child would have either died early or been left to die at birth. With the “wonders” of modern medicine, however, this useless subset of humans can stagnate to the ripe old age of 35!
If you decide to bear a retarded child knowing full well what you are doing, then you are a self-righteous hypocrite. Sure, give birth to someone who will never be able to wipe his own ass, much less take care of himself, is most likely to die from complications early in life, and will never really be able to get the whole “experience” of life. The whole “burden on society” thing was already illustrated by Vince, but it’s not only that… Retards very likely to spawn more of the same because they finally found the right hole, but they’re too fucking retarded to use contraception; or perhaps in more understandable terms to some of you people, a pee-pee jacket. Thing is, even if a retard couple gives birth to a normal child, that child has absolutely no chance of being normal. There would be absolutelyno intellectual stimulation whatsoever.
Vince, good show. Perhaps instead of Lemonparty, you should redirect the ban hammer to a gallery of retards fucking; but then half of these people will be like…”That’s my mom! What’s she doing with that midget, and why is there a goat in the room?”
I love this
LMAO!! Highly entertaining. You know, I don’t hate tards but I do agree with you that there is a certain social helplessness in how you are supposed to interact with them.
For example, I used to attend public school with a few of them and there was this one who would rip ass in the middle of gym class and just giggle while he suffocated the rest of us…. can’t yell at him, he’s a tard. I feel your pain.
I must say that this site had me completely shocked. Never in my life have I found a site that I agree with so completely. One thing that drives me wild is the sheer audacity autistics and their wranglers/family members have. It seems like these mistakes are allowed to roam free and unchecked as if they were real people. They make me sick and I honestly think there should be an island or something where big planes drop loads of the whiny,loud, obnoxious bastards can sit around surrounded by each other. If they are, like so many unfortunate mothers claim, wonderful girts from God they should all be so lucky to be near one another. Then maybe this horrid plague will finally go unnoticed by the rest of society.
Go Vince!
Hi, I’m an Aspergoid myself. But I try my best to keep my
place in society. I consider myself to be to autistics/Aspergoids, what Uncle Tom was to black people.
I hold a job suitable to my capabilities, and don’t aspire
to anything more (I am 36, and I wash dishes and bus tables at Perkin’s Family Restaurant.)
I avoid looking at women, much less talking to them. If I
catch myself looking at a cute girl’s butt or whatever,
I’ll go to a bathroom, closet, ect and punch and slap
myself in the head until my ears ring. (I’ve given myself
a black eye a few times.)
I masturbate while thinking about 2×4’s, or jet fighters,
or what have you. That way, I increasingly kill my desire
to havbe sex with anyone.
The fact is, I should shoot myself. But I’m a tard, so I can’t
legally buy a gun and the gangbangers in my town would beat me up if I asked them for one. And I’m afraid I’ll go to hell if I kill myself, so I keep on stinking up society, FUCK me!
Anyway, I think you rock Vince. Keep up the good work, I’d rather people just out and HATED me (or dissed me anyway) than be all that politically correct “You’re one of of god’s special people!” crap. At least you’re HONEST and say what everbody else (really) thinks…
Retards are good for one thing and thats making me laugh
You are one of my idols, I fucking hate retards too.
A completely retarded person came up to me in school one day, and asked me something incomprehensible. Then, he started to follow me around and give me digusting looks. Finally, he came up to me and tried to bite me or something. I went away and told me to leave me alone, he followed and attacked and screamed. (What a fuck.) I punched him in the face, and walked off.
Turns out, defending yourself against a retarded person is illegal, and I got a whole week in reassignment school.
I hate retarded people.
Keep on preaching Vince!
I currently live with a kid with “highly functioning” autism in my apartment. The fucking manager stuck him with me. He is so fucking retarted. He never takes showers, bangs the dining room table 24 hours a day, screams random noises, gets in peoples faces, and constantly says “shut the fuck off”. What makes it worse is that his dad is in denial about his condition. He blames it on his lack of experience in interacting with other people when he was younger. The dad also tells his son to stand up for himself and argue with the apartment mates if he feels he is right about things. But at the same time I feel sorry for him. He’s already 24 and he really has no future. I just thought I would give a perspective from someone who has to live with a autistic retard on a daily basis (10 months of hell and counting)!
Wow… Let this guy speak his mind,
everyone has their rights to think what they want too.
And he did make this website and it is called MyHateBlog.com
emphasis on the HATE part.
This blog is what I have been dying to say for about 6 years. When a “retard” (I am generalizing, to mean autistic, asperger’s, you name it), does something very socially unacceptable, like playing with their own crap, making a scene or just annoying me, I want to scream, “Leave them at home!”. I dare not say a word for fear of the wrath of society. Am I supposed to feel sorry for these people? I do not and I don’t have to. A friend of mine has an autistic child and I feel like I am going to catch something from him. His mother always talks about the size of his bm like I freaking want to hear it. When he is around, you have to have your guard up, he will take your food, drink whatever you have without your permission and just do whatever the f*&^ he wants to do and it is supposed to be “excuseable”. Hell no. He is impossible in public places, retail stores, restaurants, etc., always making a scene and yes, taking stranger’s food from their table. I bite my tounge now because when I spoke up about this obnoxious behavior, I was blasted and told I was an awful person.
In closing, I am glad I found this blog. Now I know I am not alone in my quest for the company of normal human beings.
You sir, win.
Retards need to be tortured in the most sadistic way possible.
Finally an honest blog, good job.
Thank you.
What do you all think about the autistic that was kicked out of the catholic church for disturbing mass?
I watched the video of his mother and all she could say was that it is a sin not to go to church. I am not one to argue or challenge anyone about their religion but what about getting the kid some psych help? When it takes a restraining order to get a point across, is the mother just stupid or oblivious to her son’s needs. When someone pisses on another, is physical with children and old people, I think it is time for a trip to the doctor.
My friend that I wrote about with the autistic son went through sort of the same thing. Pulling hair out, biting until blood showed and just being mean as hell. When myself and her family told her that he possibly needed meds, she asked us if we were doctors. I said no but I am not going to be bullied by a child no matter what condition he/she is in.
Finally, after a few trips to the doc, the meds started and the violence ceased. He still has bad days but they are more subdued and manageable than before.
To all the parents of autistics: Just because your son/daughter is plagued with this malady, that does not give them the right to be physical with others. Get them the help they and we, need.
Bill Gates said “Be nice to nerds, because one day you will work for one.” Same applies for those with Asperger’s like myself. You are not better than us. You are better at living what has become generally accepted as a “normal” life.
All I know is that I see things that you “normal” people could never dream of. “Retards” are the same, they just can’t tell the world that its the case, like me.
The kid in the picture is clearly having fun. That is why we are here on earth, to be happy. How you do it is up to us. If you want to make the world better through feats of mechanical engineering, like myself, that’s fine. If you want to just have fun, like the kid above, that’s fine. If you want to force yourself into a mold of “normality” while preaching hate, that’s fine.
Just remember, “Those who fear difference are the only ones who are truly miserable outcasts.” - Anonymous
@JOEG: Bill Gates also said “Computers will never need more than 640K of RAM”, so I hardly think his words of wisdom are that fucking credible, do you? Not only do you give me a completely irrelevant quote related to computing and has nothing to do with autistic people, you give me a quote from a man who clearly lacks the foresight to predict the way the technology that his business is based upon is changing. Way to really make an idiot of yourself.
What you stupidly ignorant Aspertard FUCKS completely fail to realise, and I seriously hate repeating myself, is that Asperger’s IS NOT THE SAME as full blown autism, which I was talking about in my original blog post. It’d be like a guy with testicular cancer campaigning against breast cancer. Sure, it’s cancer, but it aint the same fucking form of cancer, and people with breast cancer wouldn’t fucking appreciate you doing it. Much like how you wouldn’t expect to see a woman with breast cancer going to testicular cancer support meetings (Fight Club inspiration there).
You see things that “normal” people could never dream of? Oh please. Now you have schizophrenia? Now you’re trying to inform “normal” people that Asperger’s is some kind of fucking amazing condition that gives you some improved vision in life? What fucking delusional medication did they put you on? Your perception of the world is exactly the same as “normal” people, the difference is that you’re unable to communicate that properly. Don’t make it out to be something it’s not. But then you fuckers are used to that, aren’t you? Lumping yourself in with people barely able to function normally, because you think it’s the same thing. Idiots.
How do you know that the kid in the picture is having fun? Because he’s smiling? Of course he’s smiling, he’s wearing a fucking Superman costume and has probably been promised tons of candy when it’s all over. Wouldn’t you be smiling if you had limited intelligence and were promised candy? Remember “Sloth” from the Goonies?
Those who fear difference? There’s no fear here, dipshit. Perhaps if you Asperger’s fucks read my post correctly and stopped assuming I’m referring to you needy pieces of shit, you wouldn’t keep coming back here and trying to defend something that has nothing to do with you. If you think it does, then perhaps you should take a photo of yourself wearing a Superman costume, and I’ll put it on this blog post huh? You have my e-mail address, fucko.
“Bill Gates also said “Computers will never need more than 640K of RAM”, so I hardly think his words of wisdom are that fucking credible, do you? Not only do you give me a completely irrelevant quote related to computing and has nothing to do with autistic people, you give me a quote from a man who clearly lacks the foresight to predict the way the technology that his business is based upon is changing. Way to really make an idiot of yourself.”
Okay, the guy was wrong. Doesn’t mean he’s not right on anything. And the quote is completely relevant. “Nerds” are better at what they choose to do (computers, etc.) Same with Aspies and Autists. It is widely suspected that Einstein had Asperger’s. Was he better at Physics than most people? Yes.
“Sure, it’s cancer, but it aint the same fucking form of cancer, and people with breast cancer wouldn’t fucking appreciate you doing it.”
WHAT THE HELL? So because I don’t have something, even if I have it “halfway,” I’m not allowed to campaign for it? So back in the 1860s, white people should never have fought for abolitionism? Because I don’t have AIDS, I should not want a cure to be found? Because I have not served in Iraq, I should not be allowed to protest the war? Or more accurately, if Barack Obama wins the presidency, African Americans shouldn’t see it as a good thing, because he is only half black?
“Now you’re trying to inform “normal” people that Asperger’s is some kind of fucking amazing condition that gives you some improved vision in life?”
Yes and No. There are aspects of it that flat out suck, don’t get me wrong. But there are benefits, which you are too ignorant to notice. Do you really think that the autistic savant who draws amazing pictures sees the world and his art “normally?” Were Einstien’s ideas generated from a “normal” way of thought? No. There are pros and cons, which balance out. We are not superior, or inferior. Watch the “In my mind” video on youtube. At the end, the kid states that if there was a “cure” (which, by the way, in our mind, is about the same as researching a “cure” for homosexuality) he would not want it. Is it because the kid is impaired enough that he dosen’t realize that being “normal” has benefits, or because Asperger’s has its benefits. Oh wait, I know what your gonna say.
I’ve spent time with so called “retards.” If you did the same, perhaps you would realize that they are not miserable. Is a 1 year old not capable of fun, because they cannot yet talk? As I said before, why can’t you just accept that people have fun in differant ways?
You fear difference, although you cannot accept it. You need to call us names to make us seem like alien beings to you. Real mature.
And lastly, no I will not dress up as superman for you. 1, because you told me to, and 2, because I would feel moronic. The kid up top does not. There, I just accepted that the kid and I are different. He is not better than me, and I am not better than him. Why can’t you just do the same?
@JOEG: You need to lay off the Asperger’s medication, because now you’re seriously spouting complete bullshit.
The quote isn’t relevant at all. Einstein may or may not have had Asperger’s, that’s not the issue here and to be honest I couldn’t care less if he did. The fact you take that to automatically mean that everyone who has Asperger’s is “better at what they choose to do” is absolutely fucking hysterical. I am literally laughing at my screen (and at you) right now. Are you honestly that fucking stupid? How can you be so completely deluded to believe that horseshit? Is that what your therapist has you convinced about?
There is NO statistical or scientific evidence to suggest that anyone with Asperger’s is better at what they do than someone without it. Your only basis for that hilarious fucking statement is “Einstein may’ve had Asperger’s”, a statement which in itself is pure uneducated speculation. Need me to point out how stupid that is?
And now here you go with the bullshit about you’re HALF autistic, like that even fucking makes sense. You can’t be half anything, because either you ARE or you AREN’T. Can you be half dead? How about half dog? It’s the same shit every time with you Asperger’s dipshits, you claim you’re autistic and then you backtrack and say it’s half autism. The mere fact you contradict yourselves in this manner only further illustrates that you have no idea what you’re talking about - something I guess you’ll contribute to your “condition” too. Oh, and before you try and get wise and chime in with some bullshit about how you can be “half-Chinese”, DNA heritage isn’t the same thing at all, so don’t even go there.
You’re claiming there are BENEFITS to having Asperger’s? Oh this shit just gets better and better. And what would those benefits be? Let’s see… more schizophrenia and personal delusion. Conveniently none of the “benefits” that you’ve mentioned apply to anyone other than the person with Asperger’s. They have a diagnosis for that, it’s called schizophrenia. As I’ve said, you need to seek help, asshole.
You can keep telling me I fear difference as long as you like, but that doesn’t make it fact, fucko. I fear nothing, now THAT is a fact, let me tell you. You presume to think you know something about me based upon my blog posts. You know dick, kid. I invite you to read the ‘About’ section on this site if you can pull your head out of the Asperger’s Fun Park that’s conveniently situated in the deepest cavities of your anus.
I call you names because you’re a fucking idiot and I dislike you. It’s not because you have Asperger’s, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot. I could try and repeat this fact enough times for you to understand, but predictably you won’t, because you Asperger’s dipshits think that your condition comes first and that’s what everyone sees. You consider it your dominant personality trait, which is why you get zero respect from me, and zero respect from most other people. You have a MINIMAL social and communicative impairment, and the majority of you seem to make a huge fucking deal out of this like it’s some kind of massive handicap that you need years of therapy in order to come to terms with. You are pathetic little pussy cry-babies and you need to get a fucking grip on reality.
Fuck you, and fuck all the rest of you whiny little Asperger’s motherfuckers.
You act as if you Asperger’s fuckos are significantly different, and almost magically special, yet you want to be treated the same and without prejudice. You aren’t different, and you’re all hypocritical pricks who need to get over yourselves.
Define a normal life.
I think you’re the one who should be called a retard to be honest.
You have absolutely no idea how utterly stressful life with a disabled person can be.
My 20 year old son is severely autistic and my whole life I have had to endure assholes like you who can’t open their minds just a little bit and accept that not everyone is the same as them.
Well if you can’t be tolerant of people just because they are different to you then that’s your curse. Do you think people with disabilities choose to be the way they are??? Of course they bloody don’t!!!
In my opinion, you are just as bad, if not worse, than a racist or a sexist. In fact it would not surprise me if you take after Hitler and want the whole world to be full of perfect people.
You are a fucking dickhead and I hope you die a fucking long and painful death.
Readers, take note. This is the typical kind of response you can expect from a retard handler who has had to deal with the stench of decaying fecal matter every day for 20 years. Clearly their life has lost the purpose it once had before their retarded child came along, and they have finally reached the end of their tether. Not happy with their choice in continuing the pregnancy of a retarded child, they then have to add to their hypocrisy by searching for “I hate retards” on the Internet and attempting to ridicule *me* because they decided to look up articles on retard hatred.
Tell me, oh genius one, what the FUCK did you expect to find in your search results? Warm, loving, retard appreciation posts? Who the fuck could ever have thought that if you search for “I hate retards” in Google, you’d find posts on people hating retards? The miracle of the Internet today… it’s not just for inaccurate she-male porn huh?
Right, take your geniusness a stage further and compare me (writer of what is clearly a satirical blog, in which I have never promoted the hatred of retards) to Hitler. Could you be any more fucking hysterical? Are you *sure* your 20 year old son is retarded, and not just “dim”, like clearly their parent is? I mean that’d sure explain a lot.
And to think, for 20 years you could’ve been cleaning up their piss and shit for nothing. Maybe you’re so fucking stupid they’ve managed to convince you that they’re autistic, and whilst you’re messing around on the Internet looking for blog posts on hating retards, they’re on the phone to their friends right now;
“Hey, you’ll never believe what I did to the bitch last night. I waited for her to start wiping my ass, and then I shit all over her again. What a dumb cunt she really is.”
As for me dying a long and painful death: you can hope in one hand and shit in the other, tell me which one fills up first. If you need any help with the shitting, just ask your retarded son Billo.
Vince,
You always know just what to say. It seems to me that most parents of autistics, handicaps, etc., are frustrated and don’t know how to cope.
I know EXACTLY what it is like to be around/live with an autistic child. Sometimes it is hard to raise a child no matter what their mental/physical condition is. Meeting the needs of an autistic that is non-verbal is an even greater challenge. You practically have to be psychic to know what they want or need or if they are sick. If you truly committed to your child, stop your bitching and raise your child as best as you are able, with lots of love.
In conclusion, we will always agree to disagree.
Eloquent blog my fellow hate monger.
I think that Vince is being satirical? I’m not sure. But the thing that really disturbs me is that there are other people on here talking about wanting to harm “retards,” about how much they hate them, calling them terrible names, saying they should be tortured, etc. And I don’t think they’re being facetious. I think they are being completely serious (well, most of them) I think they seriously hate “retards”. Not that I think that they would actually ever harm one, but the point is that they wish they could.
My little 3 year old son is a “retard” in a wheelchair, can’t talk, etc. It is heart breaking to know that he will never run around, never read a book, have a girlfriend, etc. It is very stressful taking him to all the therapies, doctor’s appts, etc (pretty much 5 days a week). Sometimes the sadness I feel when I watch him is so intense that I think I’m going to die. But actually, he’s pretty happy and I pray that he will not be able to understand what he is missing.
Not that any of you would care, but I did not know that there were people out there who thought these things about “retards.” Now, when we go places, I’m going to wonder if that person is staring at my son because he’s cute (he is, even perfect strangers tell us this) or because they hate him and think he doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as them. And no, he’s not loud and disruptive. And we didn’t “choose”to have a child like this, no one knew anything was wrong until he was 4 months old.
How can you people be so heartless? I know there are terrible people in the world, but I never knew that someone would hate someone for not being able to walk, talk, etcetc. It doesn’t even make sense. Unless you’re a person who is incapable of empathy. Like a sociopath. Or maybe you “retard haters” are just really, really ignorant, immature and hateful to understand things like disabilities. Seriously, you all sound like you’re in the 5th grade. Actually, I’m a teacher, and my second graders would not treat a disabled person like this. Because they know it’s not nice. Because they understand that the person didn’t choose to be this way.
And the reason I found this blog was *not* because I searched for “I hate retards” - I was doing a search on people being angry at God, and this popped up.
I have a sense of humor, usually dark, but this is just beyond the pale. Last year I was going to have my son go as Timmy from Southpark for Halloween. Other than Timmy’s giant head, my son looks and moves very much like him, red hair, wheelchair, involuntary movements and all. I still call my husband “retarded” or say “that is retarded”. I am not very easily upset.
Like I said, I think (hope) that Vince is being satirical, but the rest of you jumping on the bandwagon is what is really disturbing. This has actually affected my view of people. Do they hate my son? Do they want to hurt him? Can I trust that he’ll be safe at school? Do they think that he is an abomination? Do they wish I would never take him out of the house? I know that most people do not agree with you retards on here spewing your bile, so I take solace in that. Of course I love my son regardless of any of this, but now I have to be on the lookout for retard-haters? I’m sure that some of you wrongly consider yourselves “Christian” or “spiritual” or religious. You are the opposite. You are completely off-base and I hope that you don’t have a retard or autistic child one day…karma’s a bitch.
I hate tards i used to live with one, the people who i lived with actually adopted it can you believe that who the hell would want one of them things as their own? They got alot of money looking after it put it that way.
But god this fat creature was simply awful to be around, it reeked of shit it had shit under it’s nails and whatever it touched would automatically stink of shit. It would eat everything in sight and never stop eating until it needed it’s sleep, it was a horrible creature indeed.
What is the point of letting these creatures enter our world they should be terminated at birth they drag society down, no one wants to be in the presence of them, god they’re so uncomfortable and embarrassing to be around aren’t they? How are you suppose to act around them are you suppose to act like it’s a human or an animal?
I don’t think the retard lovers on here quite know how awkward it is to be around one of these things, they hit you, moan at you and moan for everything. I’ve been so wound up I’ve had to insult the window licking freak but damn it felt good, sure did the trick i didn’t see the goony fucker all day.
I agree with the feelings, if not the violence.
I can live fine with the high functioning autistic kids, but ‘tards and the “I can’t speak but just scream” autistic kids? No fucking way.
Why? Because I teach. In Elementary. And not as a special ed teacher. I was not trained as a special ed teacher because I knew myself well enough to know that I do not have the patience for severe special needs kids.
But no one told you in college what kind of bullshit to expect and then you are supposed to just spoon it up and ask for more?
Fuck. That. Shit.
Because I believe if you are in a ‘normal’ classroom, you should have to follow the rules/standards of that classroom. If you cannot be held responsible to the same standards/behavior as the other children, then why the FUCK are you in my classroom?
Since when were special needs kids’ education SO FUCKING MUCH MORE important than kids who can actually learn and be held accountable for their behaviors? That is why kids are appearing so much dumber these days - teachers have to teach to the lowest common denominator, so that would explain a LOT, no?
I have a specific bone to pick regarding the non-high functioning autistic kids as well….for whatever reason, autistic kids are huge in size compared to the ‘normal’ kids their own age. Well, they stick in this one HUGE autistic kid - mind you, he functions well enough to talk and to follow directions but still has huge tantrums - and he likes to touch little girls (really, they are TINY compared to him!) in VERY inappropriate ways.
So, yeah, my eyes ALWAYS have to be on him! So how much are the rest of my students learning?
Any parents of normal kids on here? The school will not volunteer that your child has a tard disrupting your child’s learning - I would highly recommend that you be ‘that parent’ and have a fit over your child’s learning is being compromised by this shit. Not to mention if they are possibly being sexually abused by these much larger kids.
How about me being punched repeatedly in the uterus by these kids and I can’t do anything to them as that would be restraining them and that is unconstitutional. But it is ok for them to beat/claw/bite me with no discipline whatsoever?
Where’s the justice in that? What are we teaching the normal kids? ‘Oh, you will be in BIG trouble if you hit but Tard boy here is special so it is ok for him to hit.’ WTF?
I could go on ALL DAY -even longer than I already have - about shit that the poor normal kids have to put up with so that some tard’s parent can feel like that are not a failure as a parent coz their tard kid is in a ‘normal’ classroom - no matter that it is not doing their child or the other children any favors.
I really don’t care what anyone’s ’special need’ is, everyone has one, whether it is being retarded or autistic or having arthritis or depression: I have my own physical special need-but you don’t see me forcing innocent strangers in public to deal with my own shortcomings!
If anyone can’t behave in a way that is appropriate as dictated by the standards of society - then they should not be in society until they can behave, otherwise……
…to those of you who disagree with me, then why don’t we let all the child molesters out of prison and let them live with you and your kids — after all, they can’t help it, they have a special need / mental health issue and they just can’t help it and why are you being so hateful and judgmental and non-Christ-like?
You know, God will send you to hell for not loving child molesters the same all ALL GOD’S CHILDREN! tm
I do not discriminate against anyone for their sex, race, religion, nationality, sexual orientation, and before anyone says “oh I hope you have a kid that is retarded/autistic” you have just proved my point as you are wanting to PUNISH me by me having a severely special needs kid. Thus proving that they are not all-wonderful-God’s-special-snowflakes.
Fuck that shit.
First, I don’t want kids because of the remote possibility they would be tards, but damn, if I was preggo with a tard I’d have Planned Parenthood on the phone and have the parasite removed so fast that you’d get whiplash.
Or if I had a kid and then after it was born it was discovered that it was not ‘healthy’, all I can say, is THANK GOD that Nebraska has that “abandon your kid with no questions asked even if the kid is 19 years old”.
Vince, I am sorry, I know that this is your blog, I just want you to know how happy I am to know that I am not the only one who feels this way - and I know I got carried away in my rant - but I certainly cannot say this to anyone at school or else I am sure I would be fired for not being PC.
For some reason, everyone seems to think that elementary teachers are all idyllic simpletons who love ALL children - um, no one unilaterally loves all adults in the world, so why should kids be any different?
I am getting the FUCK out of education as soon as I can get trained for something else - which is really too bad, because I really enjoy-and am quite good at - teaching my students.
Just not the tards.
Again, Vince, thank you SO much for this, and I promise if you post this, I’ll never post anything here again unless by your invitation-and certainly not this long as well.
This is what I mean. Since I have been around a violent, obnoxious, plan your day around, non-verbal autistic. I am glad he is not mine. What I do not understand and maybe never will is how is inappropriate behavior from an autistic; touching others, screaming very loudly, taking what is yours; food, etc., okay? If a “normal” person were to do this, more than likely the men with the white coats would be called pronto.
I dare not correct my friend’s autistic when he grabs my breast or I will be blasted with the words “He can’t help it, he doesn’t know what he is doing”. Bullshit. Then why does he have that smirk on his face like he has accomplished what he has set out to do?
I feel the need to be in a bubble when I am around him, not only to shield me from his “advances” but to also avoid catching something from the literal shit underneath his nails.
Handlers, get off your soapboxes and give your autisitcs what they need. Some respect for others boundaries and a bath.