My Hate Blog

I hate…. retards and autistic children

by Vince on Nov.30, 2007, under Random

Super retard

Observe, ye fellow readers, a rare specimen indeed. With its screwed up face and child-like mannerisms, this breed are not to be confused with many TalkFreelance forum users. What we have here is commonly referred to as a “retard”, and I fucking hate them.

“Why do you hate the special people?” I hear you ask. Well, fortunately it’s a very simple question to answer, albeit with a question in return: What do you do when you meet a retard? Think about that for a second.

It’s a very difficult question to answer, isn’t it? Are you sympathetic to the retards needs? Do you pull your underwear over your head and run around making retard-like noises in a bid to entertain it, only to be chastised by the retards handler? Yes, I just used the word handler. Like Dog handler, Horse handler, Toilet handler. What is the official “title” for the person who supervises the retards in their day to day lives? Superviser? Carer? Massochist? Post me your thoughts.

So, if you don’t decide to pull your underpants over your head, do you shake their hand? Do you REALLY want to shake hands with someone whose idea of fun is to play with their own shit? Someone whose hand is likely to be so disgustingly dirty and sticky that you genuinely feel the need to either cut yours off afterwards, or dunk it in a vat of sulphuric acid. That’s not my idea of fun.

So, I have difficulty meeting retards. That sounded like I put out advertisments to specifically meet them, didn’t it? No comment. It seems that however I meet and respond to retards is always wrong. If I try to talk to them like a normal person, they have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about and their handlers give me a look of disgust, as if i should know better than to try and converse intellectually with a retard. If I try and talk about the shapes and sizes of poop and how when I was 3 years old, I tried to make a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of my own shit, I get chastised for talking to them in a demeaning manner, regardless of how much the retard finds it amusing and claps their hands like a fucking circus seal.

Sometimes I’ve met retards, and have referred to them as previous retards I’ve already met, simply because they all look the fucking same. Honestly, how was I meant to know that we suddenly had an influx of retards in the area? Maybe that retard actually went home beliving his name was “Dave” that day, who knows? Do they even have names? Is there any point?

I once worked part-time in a supermarket as a “General Assistant”. This involved both cashier work, and stock work (ie putting shit on shelves). I remember one busy Saturday morning a retard came in to buy some sugar. He was a regular retard, and a serious fucking annoyance, because he’d hold the line up for about 10 minutes whilst he attempted to count the correct money up for whatever he’s buying. Yes, this is a retard of limited intelligence, attempting to mathematically calcuate how many pennies he should give me for this bag of sugar. If I tried to take the money out of his hand, he’d think I was trying to rob him and get extremely upset. If I tried to help him, he wouldn’t listen to me anyway because it’s obvious it took every single fucking braincell he had to try and work out this extremely complex puzzle, and it’d just disrupt his concentration. Eventually, he managed to give me somewhere in the region of the correct change (not that I bothered to check anyway) and went on his way.
Approximately 1 hour later, a woman came into the shop, followed by this retard, carrying a packet of sweets. She explained to me that he came in earlier to buy the sugar, and he’d accidentally put the sweets in his pocket without paying for them. She’d merely brought him in to return them. As I took the bag of sweets from the retard, telling him that it wasn’t a problem and I don’t give a shit because it’s not my shop anyway, he proceeded to cry. He cried as if I’d just raped him and stolen all of his pennies at the same time. It took every ounce of my being to not laugh in his retarded little face. Have you ever seen a retard cry? You’ll know what I mean.

And then it got me thinking. He accidentally put the sweets in his pocket? Give me a break. I guarantee you there are armies of these shoplifting retards all around the world, conveniently forgetting to pay for items. I bet there are handlers who take their leads off, and push them into a shop, waiting to see what they’ll come out with next. Let’s face it, if you catch a retard stealing, you’re not going to call the police are you? It’s the perfect fucking excuse! They probably even have a website somewhere where you can find a shoplifting retard in your area, and e-mail them a shopping list to fill. Just imagine it, millions of these retarded fucks all over the world, stealing everything from us and laughing at us when we’re not looking, in some super-complex retarded language that we don’t understand, consisting of grunts, farts, and slapping each other. Perhaps it’s us who are the retarded ones, and they’re simply on a level of intelligence that we’re not ready to comprehend? Yeah, OK, as if.

Another story for you…
In the local pub (yes, “pub” you Americans) I used to drink in, there was this semi-retarded guy who also used to drink there. He was never accompanied by a handler, or any friends or family, he was always on his own. For some bizarre reason the owners allowed this retardio to buy and drink alcohol. Randomly, he would stand up and walk over to a window, where he would begin combing his hair. A mirror would clearly be too easy to use, but a window… aha, pure genius. Reflections are better aren’t they.
Usually after his second or third drink, El Retardio would begin going from person to person in the pub, asking them if they had a “spare cigarette” that he could have. Typical retard, attempting to win the sympathy vote and getting free shit off people. My usual response was to look him dead in the eye and say, quite sternly, “No you can’t.” One day I got up to take a piss, so went to the toilet. Unbeknownst to me, El Retardio had followed me out to also take a leak. He decided to stand at the urinal right next to mine, and proceeded to spend his entire time there staring at my dick. I was heavily confused about how to deal with this situation. If I punched him, I can almost guarantee you I’d have an entire local lynch mob after my blood for attacking a retarded person. If I let it slide then the retard doesn’t learn anything either. Desipte the fact this guy was staring at my dick, which is considered “not acceptable” in the male community, I cannot punish nor educate the guy on the situation. I cannot provide retribution because it would be me who’s considered the bad guy, not El Retardio for his poor toilet etiquette.

Is there a point to this, or the previous story? Yes, there is. Being retarded is the perfect excuse for everything.

If you’re a woman and you’re out alone one night, and a group of guys try to rape you – just pretend you’re retarded. Start spitting on yourself and making retarded noises – see if they continue. Of course, you could very well be the unfortunate person who receives the rapist who’s into retarded people. That would be seriously fucking unfortunate for you, and I’d suggest killing yourself that evening. Either that or buying a lottery ticket that night. One way or another the odds are either for or against you.

So, I hate retards because they can shoplift and get away with it. I hate retards because whatever I seem to do, I upset them and/or their handlers. I hate retards because they all look the same, and it’s really confusing for us. I hate retards because they can get away with murder… probably quite literally.

Editors note: I apologise for the lack of potentially amusing material, recently. Some of the subject matter has been serious enough that it pisses me off and I don’t find it amusing. Rest assured, we shall now resume with our scheuled programming of (I hope) amusing depraved satire.

Admin Edit: The posting of comments is now DISABLED. I honestly don’t give a fuck about any of you whiney, pussy retards or retard loving motherfuckers. I don’t care that your “child has autism” or any of that bullshit. Here’s the bottom line, folks: NOBODY CARES. You’re living under the presumption that people care about your problems. You’re living under the presumption that you can somehow tell me your heart-felt tale and I’ll miraculously become a sensitive and caring person, and change my mind about the satirical blog post I’d written. You. Are. Living. In. Fucking. Delusion. Quite frankly you can all choke on a retard cock.

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159 Comments for this entry

  • Common Sense

    Thanks to the article writer. Although a bit heavy on the “shit”. I very much see the sense. We’re now saturated by the political correctness industry and live in fear of all sorts of accusations when it comes to the disabled. The anecdotes may be funny but on the serious side, rapists and murderers HAVE used learning disability as their defense at their trials (Yes I did it but I suffer from Autism Spectrum Disorder… He has the mental age of a six year old…etc. etc).

  • ok

    the thing i hate most is how ppl are always like “oh retards are a special gift from heaven. they are so innocent and sweet” but in reality they are the rudest most disgusting so-called humans on this planet.
    I used to be a counselor for this soccer day camp, and some crazy mother dicided that instead of getting her downser a proper retard helper, she would put it in the care of 4 16 year olds who were also trying to teach soccer skills to about 30 other normal kids. And she enrolled the thing in camp for the entire summer. Needless to say, the retard didn’t participate in anything and spent most of her time picking fights with other kids, stealing, eating everything in sight, or picking her nose/doing any number of disgusting behaviors. and we couldn’t discipline her because she was a retard.

  • LN

    I hold the opinion that if it is known well beforehand that a child will be born with a defect such as Down Syndrome or autism, it should be aborted to benefit the parent, the child itself, and the society in which it would have been unleashed. Before “civilized” times, it is most certain that a retarded (or otherwise defective) child would have either died early or been left to die at birth. With the “wonders” of modern medicine, however, this useless subset of humans can stagnate to the ripe old age of 35!

    If you decide to bear a retarded child knowing full well what you are doing, then you are a self-righteous hypocrite. Sure, give birth to someone who will never be able to wipe his own ass, much less take care of himself, is most likely to die from complications early in life, and will never really be able to get the whole “experience” of life. The whole “burden on society” thing was already illustrated by Vince, but it’s not only that… Retards very likely to spawn more of the same because they finally found the right hole, but they’re too fucking retarded to use contraception; or perhaps in more understandable terms to some of you people, a pee-pee jacket. Thing is, even if a retard couple gives birth to a normal child, that child has absolutely no chance of being normal. There would be absolutelyno intellectual stimulation whatsoever.

    Vince, good show. Perhaps instead of Lemonparty, you should redirect the ban hammer to a gallery of retards fucking; but then half of these people will be like…”That’s my mom! What’s she doing with that midget, and why is there a goat in the room?”

  • Samantha

    I love this
    :)

  • Cat

    LMAO!! Highly entertaining. You know, I don’t hate tards but I do agree with you that there is a certain social helplessness in how you are supposed to interact with them.

    For example, I used to attend public school with a few of them and there was this one who would rip ass in the middle of gym class and just giggle while he suffocated the rest of us…. can’t yell at him, he’s a tard. I feel your pain.

  • So Cash

    I must say that this site had me completely shocked. Never in my life have I found a site that I agree with so completely. One thing that drives me wild is the sheer audacity autistics and their wranglers/family members have. It seems like these mistakes are allowed to roam free and unchecked as if they were real people. They make me sick and I honestly think there should be an island or something where big planes drop loads of the whiny,loud, obnoxious bastards can sit around surrounded by each other. If they are, like so many unfortunate mothers claim, wonderful girts from God they should all be so lucky to be near one another. Then maybe this horrid plague will finally go unnoticed by the rest of society.

    Go Vince!

  • Uncle Tard

    Hi, I’m an Aspergoid myself. But I try my best to keep my
    place in society. I consider myself to be to autistics/Aspergoids, what Uncle Tom was to black people.
    I hold a job suitable to my capabilities, and don’t aspire
    to anything more (I am 36, and I wash dishes and bus tables at Perkin’s Family Restaurant.)
    I avoid looking at women, much less talking to them. If I
    catch myself looking at a cute girl’s butt or whatever,
    I’ll go to a bathroom, closet, ect and punch and slap
    myself in the head until my ears ring. (I’ve given myself
    a black eye a few times.)
    I masturbate while thinking about 2×4′s, or jet fighters,
    or what have you. That way, I increasingly kill my desire
    to havbe sex with anyone.
    The fact is, I should shoot myself. But I’m a tard, so I can’t
    legally buy a gun and the gangbangers in my town would beat me up if I asked them for one. And I’m afraid I’ll go to hell if I kill myself, so I keep on stinking up society, FUCK me!
    Anyway, I think you rock Vince. Keep up the good work, I’d rather people just out and HATED me (or dissed me anyway) than be all that politically correct “You’re one of of god’s special people!” crap. At least you’re HONEST and say what everbody else (really) thinks…

  • Me

    Retards are good for one thing and thats making me laugh

  • Teh Winnarz

    You are one of my idols, I fucking hate retards too.
    A completely retarded person came up to me in school one day, and asked me something incomprehensible. Then, he started to follow me around and give me digusting looks. Finally, he came up to me and tried to bite me or something. I went away and told me to leave me alone, he followed and attacked and screamed. (What a fuck.) I punched him in the face, and walked off.

    Turns out, defending yourself against a retarded person is illegal, and I got a whole week in reassignment school.

    I hate retarded people.

  • I live with an autistic retard

    Keep on preaching Vince!
    I currently live with a kid with “highly functioning” autism in my apartment. The fucking manager stuck him with me. He is so fucking retarted. He never takes showers, bangs the dining room table 24 hours a day, screams random noises, gets in peoples faces, and constantly says “shut the fuck off”. What makes it worse is that his dad is in denial about his condition. He blames it on his lack of experience in interacting with other people when he was younger. The dad also tells his son to stand up for himself and argue with the apartment mates if he feels he is right about things. But at the same time I feel sorry for him. He’s already 24 and he really has no future. I just thought I would give a perspective from someone who has to live with a autistic retard on a daily basis (10 months of hell and counting)!

  • Lyndsey

    Wow… Let this guy speak his mind,
    everyone has their rights to think what they want too.
    And he did make this website and it is called MyHateBlog.com
    emphasis on the HATE part.

  • Allison

    This blog is what I have been dying to say for about 6 years. When a “retard” (I am generalizing, to mean autistic, asperger’s, you name it), does something very socially unacceptable, like playing with their own crap, making a scene or just annoying me, I want to scream, “Leave them at home!”. I dare not say a word for fear of the wrath of society. Am I supposed to feel sorry for these people? I do not and I don’t have to. A friend of mine has an autistic child and I feel like I am going to catch something from him. His mother always talks about the size of his bm like I freaking want to hear it. When he is around, you have to have your guard up, he will take your food, drink whatever you have without your permission and just do whatever the f*&^ he wants to do and it is supposed to be “excuseable”. Hell no. He is impossible in public places, retail stores, restaurants, etc., always making a scene and yes, taking stranger’s food from their table. I bite my tounge now because when I spoke up about this obnoxious behavior, I was blasted and told I was an awful person.

    In closing, I am glad I found this blog. Now I know I am not alone in my quest for the company of normal human beings.

  • Liz

    Retards need to be tortured in the most sadistic way possible.

  • Matt

    Finally an honest blog, good job.

  • Allison

    Thank you.

    What do you all think about the autistic that was kicked out of the catholic church for disturbing mass?

    I watched the video of his mother and all she could say was that it is a sin not to go to church. I am not one to argue or challenge anyone about their religion but what about getting the kid some psych help? When it takes a restraining order to get a point across, is the mother just stupid or oblivious to her son’s needs. When someone pisses on another, is physical with children and old people, I think it is time for a trip to the doctor.

    My friend that I wrote about with the autistic son went through sort of the same thing. Pulling hair out, biting until blood showed and just being mean as hell. When myself and her family told her that he possibly needed meds, she asked us if we were doctors. I said no but I am not going to be bullied by a child no matter what condition he/she is in.

    Finally, after a few trips to the doc, the meds started and the violence ceased. He still has bad days but they are more subdued and manageable than before.

    To all the parents of autistics: Just because your son/daughter is plagued with this malady, that does not give them the right to be physical with others. Get them the help they and we, need.

  • JoeG

    Bill Gates said “Be nice to nerds, because one day you will work for one.” Same applies for those with Asperger’s like myself. You are not better than us. You are better at living what has become generally accepted as a “normal” life.

    All I know is that I see things that you “normal” people could never dream of. “Retards” are the same, they just can’t tell the world that its the case, like me.

    The kid in the picture is clearly having fun. That is why we are here on earth, to be happy. How you do it is up to us. If you want to make the world better through feats of mechanical engineering, like myself, that’s fine. If you want to just have fun, like the kid above, that’s fine. If you want to force yourself into a mold of “normality” while preaching hate, that’s fine.

    Just remember, “Those who fear difference are the only ones who are truly miserable outcasts.” – Anonymous

  • Vince

    @JOEG: Bill Gates also said “Computers will never need more than 640K of RAM”, so I hardly think his words of wisdom are that fucking credible, do you? Not only do you give me a completely irrelevant quote related to computing and has nothing to do with autistic people, you give me a quote from a man who clearly lacks the foresight to predict the way the technology that his business is based upon is changing. Way to really make an idiot of yourself.

    What you stupidly ignorant Aspertard FUCKS completely fail to realise, and I seriously hate repeating myself, is that Asperger’s IS NOT THE SAME as full blown autism, which I was talking about in my original blog post. It’d be like a guy with testicular cancer campaigning against breast cancer. Sure, it’s cancer, but it aint the same fucking form of cancer, and people with breast cancer wouldn’t fucking appreciate you doing it. Much like how you wouldn’t expect to see a woman with breast cancer going to testicular cancer support meetings (Fight Club inspiration there).

    You see things that “normal” people could never dream of? Oh please. Now you have schizophrenia? Now you’re trying to inform “normal” people that Asperger’s is some kind of fucking amazing condition that gives you some improved vision in life? What fucking delusional medication did they put you on? Your perception of the world is exactly the same as “normal” people, the difference is that you’re unable to communicate that properly. Don’t make it out to be something it’s not. But then you fuckers are used to that, aren’t you? Lumping yourself in with people barely able to function normally, because you think it’s the same thing. Idiots.

    How do you know that the kid in the picture is having fun? Because he’s smiling? Of course he’s smiling, he’s wearing a fucking Superman costume and has probably been promised tons of candy when it’s all over. Wouldn’t you be smiling if you had limited intelligence and were promised candy? Remember “Sloth” from the Goonies?

    Those who fear difference? There’s no fear here, dipshit. Perhaps if you Asperger’s fucks read my post correctly and stopped assuming I’m referring to you needy pieces of shit, you wouldn’t keep coming back here and trying to defend something that has nothing to do with you. If you think it does, then perhaps you should take a photo of yourself wearing a Superman costume, and I’ll put it on this blog post huh? You have my e-mail address, fucko.

  • JoeG

    “Bill Gates also said “Computers will never need more than 640K of RAM”, so I hardly think his words of wisdom are that fucking credible, do you? Not only do you give me a completely irrelevant quote related to computing and has nothing to do with autistic people, you give me a quote from a man who clearly lacks the foresight to predict the way the technology that his business is based upon is changing. Way to really make an idiot of yourself.”

    Okay, the guy was wrong. Doesn’t mean he’s not right on anything. And the quote is completely relevant. “Nerds” are better at what they choose to do (computers, etc.) Same with Aspies and Autists. It is widely suspected that Einstein had Asperger’s. Was he better at Physics than most people? Yes.

    “Sure, it’s cancer, but it aint the same fucking form of cancer, and people with breast cancer wouldn’t fucking appreciate you doing it.”

    WHAT THE HELL? So because I don’t have something, even if I have it “halfway,” I’m not allowed to campaign for it? So back in the 1860s, white people should never have fought for abolitionism? Because I don’t have AIDS, I should not want a cure to be found? Because I have not served in Iraq, I should not be allowed to protest the war? Or more accurately, if Barack Obama wins the presidency, African Americans shouldn’t see it as a good thing, because he is only half black?

    “Now you’re trying to inform “normal” people that Asperger’s is some kind of fucking amazing condition that gives you some improved vision in life?”

    Yes and No. There are aspects of it that flat out suck, don’t get me wrong. But there are benefits, which you are too ignorant to notice. Do you really think that the autistic savant who draws amazing pictures sees the world and his art “normally?” Were Einstien’s ideas generated from a “normal” way of thought? No. There are pros and cons, which balance out. We are not superior, or inferior. Watch the “In my mind” video on youtube. At the end, the kid states that if there was a “cure” (which, by the way, in our mind, is about the same as researching a “cure” for homosexuality) he would not want it. Is it because the kid is impaired enough that he dosen’t realize that being “normal” has benefits, or because Asperger’s has its benefits. Oh wait, I know what your gonna say.

    I’ve spent time with so called “retards.” If you did the same, perhaps you would realize that they are not miserable. Is a 1 year old not capable of fun, because they cannot yet talk? As I said before, why can’t you just accept that people have fun in differant ways?

    You fear difference, although you cannot accept it. You need to call us names to make us seem like alien beings to you. Real mature.

    And lastly, no I will not dress up as superman for you. 1, because you told me to, and 2, because I would feel moronic. The kid up top does not. There, I just accepted that the kid and I are different. He is not better than me, and I am not better than him. Why can’t you just do the same?

  • Vince

    @JOEG: You need to lay off the Asperger’s medication, because now you’re seriously spouting complete bullshit.

    The quote isn’t relevant at all. Einstein may or may not have had Asperger’s, that’s not the issue here and to be honest I couldn’t care less if he did. The fact you take that to automatically mean that everyone who has Asperger’s is “better at what they choose to do” is absolutely fucking hysterical. I am literally laughing at my screen (and at you) right now. Are you honestly that fucking stupid? How can you be so completely deluded to believe that horseshit? Is that what your therapist has you convinced about?

    There is NO statistical or scientific evidence to suggest that anyone with Asperger’s is better at what they do than someone without it. Your only basis for that hilarious fucking statement is “Einstein may’ve had Asperger’s”, a statement which in itself is pure uneducated speculation. Need me to point out how stupid that is?

    And now here you go with the bullshit about you’re HALF autistic, like that even fucking makes sense. You can’t be half anything, because either you ARE or you AREN’T. Can you be half dead? How about half dog? It’s the same shit every time with you Asperger’s dipshits, you claim you’re autistic and then you backtrack and say it’s half autism. The mere fact you contradict yourselves in this manner only further illustrates that you have no idea what you’re talking about – something I guess you’ll contribute to your “condition” too. Oh, and before you try and get wise and chime in with some bullshit about how you can be “half-Chinese”, DNA heritage isn’t the same thing at all, so don’t even go there.

    You’re claiming there are BENEFITS to having Asperger’s? Oh this shit just gets better and better. And what would those benefits be? Let’s see… more schizophrenia and personal delusion. Conveniently none of the “benefits” that you’ve mentioned apply to anyone other than the person with Asperger’s. They have a diagnosis for that, it’s called schizophrenia. As I’ve said, you need to seek help, asshole.

    You can keep telling me I fear difference as long as you like, but that doesn’t make it fact, fucko. I fear nothing, now THAT is a fact, let me tell you. You presume to think you know something about me based upon my blog posts. You know dick, kid. I invite you to read the ‘About’ section on this site if you can pull your head out of the Asperger’s Fun Park that’s conveniently situated in the deepest cavities of your anus.

    I call you names because you’re a fucking idiot and I dislike you. It’s not because you have Asperger’s, it’s because you’re a fucking idiot. I could try and repeat this fact enough times for you to understand, but predictably you won’t, because you Asperger’s dipshits think that your condition comes first and that’s what everyone sees. You consider it your dominant personality trait, which is why you get zero respect from me, and zero respect from most other people. You have a MINIMAL social and communicative impairment, and the majority of you seem to make a huge fucking deal out of this like it’s some kind of massive handicap that you need years of therapy in order to come to terms with. You are pathetic little pussy cry-babies and you need to get a fucking grip on reality.

    Fuck you, and fuck all the rest of you whiny little Asperger’s motherfuckers.

    You act as if you Asperger’s fuckos are significantly different, and almost magically special, yet you want to be treated the same and without prejudice. You aren’t different, and you’re all hypocritical pricks who need to get over yourselves.

  • Allison

    Define a normal life.

  • Fuck You

    I think you’re the one who should be called a retard to be honest.

    You have absolutely no idea how utterly stressful life with a disabled person can be.
    My 20 year old son is severely autistic and my whole life I have had to endure assholes like you who can’t open their minds just a little bit and accept that not everyone is the same as them.

    Well if you can’t be tolerant of people just because they are different to you then that’s your curse. Do you think people with disabilities choose to be the way they are??? Of course they bloody don’t!!!

    In my opinion, you are just as bad, if not worse, than a racist or a sexist. In fact it would not surprise me if you take after Hitler and want the whole world to be full of perfect people.

    You are a fucking dickhead and I hope you die a fucking long and painful death.

  • Vince

    Readers, take note. This is the typical kind of response you can expect from a retard handler who has had to deal with the stench of decaying fecal matter every day for 20 years. Clearly their life has lost the purpose it once had before their retarded child came along, and they have finally reached the end of their tether. Not happy with their choice in continuing the pregnancy of a retarded child, they then have to add to their hypocrisy by searching for “I hate retards” on the Internet and attempting to ridicule *me* because they decided to look up articles on retard hatred.

    Tell me, oh genius one, what the FUCK did you expect to find in your search results? Warm, loving, retard appreciation posts? Who the fuck could ever have thought that if you search for “I hate retards” in Google, you’d find posts on people hating retards? The miracle of the Internet today… it’s not just for inaccurate she-male porn huh?

    Right, take your geniusness a stage further and compare me (writer of what is clearly a satirical blog, in which I have never promoted the hatred of retards) to Hitler. Could you be any more fucking hysterical? Are you *sure* your 20 year old son is retarded, and not just “dim”, like clearly their parent is? I mean that’d sure explain a lot.

    And to think, for 20 years you could’ve been cleaning up their piss and shit for nothing. Maybe you’re so fucking stupid they’ve managed to convince you that they’re autistic, and whilst you’re messing around on the Internet looking for blog posts on hating retards, they’re on the phone to their friends right now;

    “Hey, you’ll never believe what I did to the bitch last night. I waited for her to start wiping my ass, and then I shit all over her again. What a dumb cunt she really is.”

    As for me dying a long and painful death: you can hope in one hand and shit in the other, tell me which one fills up first. If you need any help with the shitting, just ask your retarded son Billo.

  • Allison

    Vince,

    You always know just what to say. It seems to me that most parents of autistics, handicaps, etc., are frustrated and don’t know how to cope.

    I know EXACTLY what it is like to be around/live with an autistic child. Sometimes it is hard to raise a child no matter what their mental/physical condition is. Meeting the needs of an autistic that is non-verbal is an even greater challenge. You practically have to be psychic to know what they want or need or if they are sick. If you truly committed to your child, stop your bitching and raise your child as best as you are able, with lots of love.

    In conclusion, we will always agree to disagree.

  • Fellow Retard Hater

    Eloquent blog my fellow hate monger.

  • Linda

    I think that Vince is being satirical? I’m not sure. But the thing that really disturbs me is that there are other people on here talking about wanting to harm “retards,” about how much they hate them, calling them terrible names, saying they should be tortured, etc. And I don’t think they’re being facetious. I think they are being completely serious (well, most of them) I think they seriously hate “retards”. Not that I think that they would actually ever harm one, but the point is that they wish they could.

    My little 3 year old son is a “retard” in a wheelchair, can’t talk, etc. It is heart breaking to know that he will never run around, never read a book, have a girlfriend, etc. It is very stressful taking him to all the therapies, doctor’s appts, etc (pretty much 5 days a week). Sometimes the sadness I feel when I watch him is so intense that I think I’m going to die. But actually, he’s pretty happy and I pray that he will not be able to understand what he is missing.

    Not that any of you would care, but I did not know that there were people out there who thought these things about “retards.” Now, when we go places, I’m going to wonder if that person is staring at my son because he’s cute (he is, even perfect strangers tell us this) or because they hate him and think he doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as them. And no, he’s not loud and disruptive. And we didn’t “choose”to have a child like this, no one knew anything was wrong until he was 4 months old.

    How can you people be so heartless? I know there are terrible people in the world, but I never knew that someone would hate someone for not being able to walk, talk, etcetc. It doesn’t even make sense. Unless you’re a person who is incapable of empathy. Like a sociopath. Or maybe you “retard haters” are just really, really ignorant, immature and hateful to understand things like disabilities. Seriously, you all sound like you’re in the 5th grade. Actually, I’m a teacher, and my second graders would not treat a disabled person like this. Because they know it’s not nice. Because they understand that the person didn’t choose to be this way.

    And the reason I found this blog was *not* because I searched for “I hate retards” – I was doing a search on people being angry at God, and this popped up.

    I have a sense of humor, usually dark, but this is just beyond the pale. Last year I was going to have my son go as Timmy from Southpark for Halloween. Other than Timmy’s giant head, my son looks and moves very much like him, red hair, wheelchair, involuntary movements and all. I still call my husband “retarded” or say “that is retarded”. I am not very easily upset.

    Like I said, I think (hope) that Vince is being satirical, but the rest of you jumping on the bandwagon is what is really disturbing. This has actually affected my view of people. Do they hate my son? Do they want to hurt him? Can I trust that he’ll be safe at school? Do they think that he is an abomination? Do they wish I would never take him out of the house? I know that most people do not agree with you retards on here spewing your bile, so I take solace in that. Of course I love my son regardless of any of this, but now I have to be on the lookout for retard-haters? I’m sure that some of you wrongly consider yourselves “Christian” or “spiritual” or religious. You are the opposite. You are completely off-base and I hope that you don’t have a retard or autistic child one day…karma’s a bitch.

  • Mark

    I hate tards i used to live with one, the people who i lived with actually adopted it can you believe that who the hell would want one of them things as their own? They got alot of money looking after it put it that way.
    But god this fat creature was simply awful to be around, it reeked of shit it had shit under it’s nails and whatever it touched would automatically stink of shit. It would eat everything in sight and never stop eating until it needed it’s sleep, it was a horrible creature indeed.
    What is the point of letting these creatures enter our world they should be terminated at birth they drag society down, no one wants to be in the presence of them, god they’re so uncomfortable and embarrassing to be around aren’t they? How are you suppose to act around them are you suppose to act like it’s a human or an animal?
    I don’t think the retard lovers on here quite know how awkward it is to be around one of these things, they hit you, moan at you and moan for everything. I’ve been so wound up I’ve had to insult the window licking freak but damn it felt good, sure did the trick i didn’t see the goony fucker all day.

  • Elsa

    I agree with the feelings, if not the violence.

    I can live fine with the high functioning autistic kids, but ‘tards and the “I can’t speak but just scream” autistic kids? No fucking way.

    Why? Because I teach. In Elementary. And not as a special ed teacher. I was not trained as a special ed teacher because I knew myself well enough to know that I do not have the patience for severe special needs kids.

    But no one told you in college what kind of bullshit to expect and then you are supposed to just spoon it up and ask for more?
    Fuck. That. Shit.

    Because I believe if you are in a ‘normal’ classroom, you should have to follow the rules/standards of that classroom. If you cannot be held responsible to the same standards/behavior as the other children, then why the FUCK are you in my classroom?

    Since when were special needs kids’ education SO FUCKING MUCH MORE important than kids who can actually learn and be held accountable for their behaviors? That is why kids are appearing so much dumber these days – teachers have to teach to the lowest common denominator, so that would explain a LOT, no?

    I have a specific bone to pick regarding the non-high functioning autistic kids as well….for whatever reason, autistic kids are huge in size compared to the ‘normal’ kids their own age. Well, they stick in this one HUGE autistic kid – mind you, he functions well enough to talk and to follow directions but still has huge tantrums – and he likes to touch little girls (really, they are TINY compared to him!) in VERY inappropriate ways.

    So, yeah, my eyes ALWAYS have to be on him! So how much are the rest of my students learning?
    Any parents of normal kids on here? The school will not volunteer that your child has a tard disrupting your child’s learning – I would highly recommend that you be ‘that parent’ and have a fit over your child’s learning is being compromised by this shit. Not to mention if they are possibly being sexually abused by these much larger kids.

    How about me being punched repeatedly in the uterus by these kids and I can’t do anything to them as that would be restraining them and that is unconstitutional. But it is ok for them to beat/claw/bite me with no discipline whatsoever?
    Where’s the justice in that? What are we teaching the normal kids? ‘Oh, you will be in BIG trouble if you hit but Tard boy here is special so it is ok for him to hit.’ WTF?

    I could go on ALL DAY -even longer than I already have – about shit that the poor normal kids have to put up with so that some tard’s parent can feel like that are not a failure as a parent coz their tard kid is in a ‘normal’ classroom – no matter that it is not doing their child or the other children any favors.

    I really don’t care what anyone’s ‘special need’ is, everyone has one, whether it is being retarded or autistic or having arthritis or depression: I have my own physical special need-but you don’t see me forcing innocent strangers in public to deal with my own shortcomings!

    If anyone can’t behave in a way that is appropriate as dictated by the standards of society – then they should not be in society until they can behave, otherwise……

    …to those of you who disagree with me, then why don’t we let all the child molesters out of prison and let them live with you and your kids — after all, they can’t help it, they have a special need / mental health issue and they just can’t help it and why are you being so hateful and judgmental and non-Christ-like?

    You know, God will send you to hell for not loving child molesters the same all ALL GOD’S CHILDREN! tm

    I do not discriminate against anyone for their sex, race, religion, nationality, sexual orientation, and before anyone says “oh I hope you have a kid that is retarded/autistic” you have just proved my point as you are wanting to PUNISH me by me having a severely special needs kid. Thus proving that they are not all-wonderful-God’s-special-snowflakes.
    Fuck that shit.

    First, I don’t want kids because of the remote possibility they would be tards, but damn, if I was preggo with a tard I’d have Planned Parenthood on the phone and have the parasite removed so fast that you’d get whiplash.

    Or if I had a kid and then after it was born it was discovered that it was not ‘healthy’, all I can say, is THANK GOD that Nebraska has that “abandon your kid with no questions asked even if the kid is 19 years old”.

    Vince, I am sorry, I know that this is your blog, I just want you to know how happy I am to know that I am not the only one who feels this way – and I know I got carried away in my rant – but I certainly cannot say this to anyone at school or else I am sure I would be fired for not being PC.

    For some reason, everyone seems to think that elementary teachers are all idyllic simpletons who love ALL children – um, no one unilaterally loves all adults in the world, so why should kids be any different?

    I am getting the FUCK out of education as soon as I can get trained for something else – which is really too bad, because I really enjoy-and am quite good at – teaching my students.
    Just not the tards.

    Again, Vince, thank you SO much for this, and I promise if you post this, I’ll never post anything here again unless by your invitation-and certainly not this long as well.

  • Allison

    This is what I mean. Since I have been around a violent, obnoxious, plan your day around, non-verbal autistic. I am glad he is not mine. What I do not understand and maybe never will is how is inappropriate behavior from an autistic; touching others, screaming very loudly, taking what is yours; food, etc., okay? If a “normal” person were to do this, more than likely the men with the white coats would be called pronto.

    I dare not correct my friend’s autistic when he grabs my breast or I will be blasted with the words “He can’t help it, he doesn’t know what he is doing”. Bullshit. Then why does he have that smirk on his face like he has accomplished what he has set out to do?

    I feel the need to be in a bubble when I am around him, not only to shield me from his “advances” but to also avoid catching something from the literal shit underneath his nails.

    Handlers, get off your soapboxes and give your autisitcs what they need. Some respect for others boundaries and a bath.

  • LiamRunescapeFunorb

    Listen HERE Vince, you’re that fuck with the VincentPirez account on YT aren’t you!

    listen here you autistic-hating filth, I have autism and it makes you SPECIAL.

    Before you get on asking why, let me EXPLAIN!!!

    alot of autistic people are VERY caring and loving as a result of being FORCED to go through things that very few normal people will understand, now my friends CAN though but most other people without it don’t understand.

    as for what i was “treated with”, on trips i had to stay with a teacher while everyone else went round with their friends, HOW DO YOU THINK I FELT, IT UPSET ME>_<, BEING PUNISHED FOR BEING SPEC… JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

    I also had teachers with me who didn’t care if I was picked on, but if I hit back they put me in detention, I hated it so much.

    I also had a lot of lessons missed out on pe (The good, i’m away from the skets the laughed at me for being bad at sorts, the bad i missed out on the games), and I was bullied to DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also, without autism there would be no…

    Electricity
    Transport
    most good stoves (no beans, no stir frys, no curries)
    Internet or youtube (thus you could not post this blog)
    MUSIC, so robyn, lily allen and all the other awesome acts wouldnt be here:(
    Video games and Wiis and so on.
    Cartoons (spongebob) or any programs.

    I could go on and on and on but that’s what you want me to do so I won’t

    you’re going to go to hell for this.

    and by the way, I am NOT a creature at all, I am a PERSON and I am not an it, I am a HE.

  • Vince

    Well gee, let’s see. My name is Vince Pirez, the username of the account on YouTube was VincePirez. What’re the chances that it’s me, genius? Who would’ve thought it? Have a fucking cookie, you uber intelligent retarded fuck.

    I actually wrote a decent response to your post, but then erased it because I realised that in all actuality you have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. How can I possibly debate logically with someone who claims that without autism we wouldn’t have the Internet, electricity or transport. Those are not the statements of a sane person, let alone an educated sane person. And this is ultimately the problem with you asperger’s fucks, you cannot see logic or reason even if it’s right in front of you. Everything you say and do is a paranoid knee-jerk reaction to statements that don’t even fucking concern you. Please explain how a retard in a superman costume is depicting the Asperger’s condition. None of you cunts can, because it simply doesn’t, and you all fucking know it. Get off your soapboxes you fucking whiny assholes and get a new hobby.

    Go get a counsellor, kid.

  • Allison

    Once again, kudos to you Vince. You made my day.

  • Vince

    Liam,

    I’m going to keep deleting your comments because saying things like “you wouldn’t have TV if it wasn’t for autism” is a whole level of stupid I don’t even know how to respond to.

    If you honestly believe the bullshit that you’re writing, then you have much larger problems than asperger’s syndrome, and your obsessive delusions need to be treated first before anything else. Maybe it’s your parents who need their asses kicked for feeding you such fantasia bullshit, but I can pretty much assure you that no autistic person has ever solely contributed to significant advancements in technology due to their overwhelming “genius”. Before you even attempt to come back with the whole “Einstein had Asperger’s” bullshit, I advise you to read previous comments on the subject and pay particular attention to the parts where I say there is NO EVIDENCE for these laughable claims. It’s a rumour you fucking whack-jobs started to try and raise the profile and awareness for AS. Clever.. but completely unsubstantiated, and anyone with half a braincell can see through that bullshit.

    Are you asperger’s assholes really this delusional? Are you so pathetically arrogant that you need to try and force your amateur diagnosis on others to try and make yourselves feel better about having what is a relatively minimal medical condition? Do you people not realise that the more you come here and make completely stupid statements defending yourselves (which in itself is fruitless, because I’ve never once referred to AS people in my original blog post), the more you fuel this hugely negative stereotype of AS “sufferers”?

    Do you assholes also lack the ability to read the comments on this blog post before directing back to me responses of statements I’ve never made, but other people posting on this blog have? It’s amusing to watch, it really is. You fuckers just want someone to hate don’t you? I can understand that. Hate God. He/She/It has clearly failed you.

    So yeah, I’m going to delete you and any other idiots stupid bullshit comments from now on because you contribute nothing useful to this discussion that I haven’t already flogged to death with previous posters. I’m well aware you {people} dislike me, you dislike my blog post, and you think I don’t know anything about your condition and how it affects you. I honestly don’t give a fuck what opinion you’ve formed of me, that’s not my problem – it’s yours. I suggest you and the other AS asshole brigade take the blog post for what it is (the clue is the image) and try and tackle some real issues in the world. Your cause is lost here and you’re wasting your time.

  • anonuk

    I agree with some of what you and your contributors say- it’s wrong to push severely or even moderately retarded children into classes which they can’t understand. They then either disrupt the class or they keep the teacher’s attention focused on them rather than the rest of the class. I work in a school (though not as a teacher)- I’ve heard the tales of even mildly affected kids (like most schools, we only ‘mainstream’ a few of the less mentally afflicted ones), disturbing the class and disrupting the education of others. It’s unfair on the others and it’s WRONG!

    If you can’t accept that your mentally retarded child is likely to spoil the learning of other children if you attempt to mainstream him/her (ie. enter them into a regular school), then maybe the wrong person got the diagnosis.

    I advise anyone with Aspergers who is unable to see this separation between your condition and the conditions of these low-functioning specimens to leave this site. What separates humans from animals, scientifically? Advanced brain functioning. They say a Great Dane (dog) has an equivalent IQ of 60. Would you let one into a classroom?

    Like anyone else with Aspergers, I too could bore for hours if I wanted to about the history of Isaac Newton or Andy Warhol, called “the genius with the IQ of a moron”. Call me an Uncle Tom, but just because I have one condition doesn’t make me responsible for all of those on the autistic spectrum, ‘trainable’ or not. Aspergers people can get degrees, work in professions or in academia, do all sorts of things. They tend to be over-represented in science, engineering and of course computers. This does not make them disabled, IMO. That’s not the issue here- we’re not talking about communication difficulties or the advantages or disadvantages of using different logic patterns. We’re talking about RETARDATION- and people diagnosed with Aspergers don’t have it.

    Let Aspergers kids into the classroom. Leave your retards (tethered) outside.

  • Hoxtonpaul

    Yep, back again. I fucking hate my life because I’m an ugly fat loser whose only means of sexual contact is masturbating over pictures of women on MySpace. It’s not my fault and I can’t help it.

    I’m also a sex offender.

  • Will

    I am going to make two comments.

    The first: Its not ‘mongoloids’ who are the problem, it’s society’s insistance that we integrate them. Why is it that we have a special olympics so they can compete with those are of the same ability (disability), but that we force them into normal classrooms. This is outrageous, as they are disruptive and distracting for students who are there to learn – their future depends on it wheras the ‘reeps’ will never have to fend for themselves truly. Its crap. My daughter is in high school and she has one in math class and one in her band class. So that the scholl is perceived to be ‘fair’, a reep is allowed to play the symbol during concerts – he has no rhythm, he fucks it up every time, but oh-no, let’s not say anything. What does this teach the kids who practice and practice. In front of Mom and Dad on concert night, it’s a friggin’ freak showw!!!!!!!!!!

    the second: What if we had one, god forbid. Would we expect our’s to be permitted in public schools and given equal opportunity or would we agree with penning them up. That’s a hard one. Thank god my kids are normal, hope they have normal kids too.

  • CC

    Hoxtonpaul, where do you get off saying such stupid things like “I’m also a sex offender”? Only someone who is totally unhinged would say a thing like that.

    I hope to God you were only joking although that is something you don’t ever joke about.

    You sicko

  • Feel the same

    When i was a kid and i was at a pool with my brother and a school bus of retards cam in and started to scream and clap like seals like you referred to lol and well one decided to pick up and medical box and preceded to throw the box at my brothers face , injuring him and well you were right the retard jsut stood there drooling and slunched over looking like he had a rubber chicken up his ass , and well iam glad my mo mwas there she freaked the f@#$ out at him and telling his ugly ass watcher that she should have him on a leach, lol why do all watchers look like there from the 80″s with the puppy sweater on and what ever happens they look at you like it was are fault like we asked the retard to through the box at my brother, GOD RETARDS SUCK!

  • Teren

    omg i know how u feel, i live with 3 autistic brothers and i HATTTEEEE them.. all they want to do is shit on themselves, eat, eat, and fuck around… they’re useless fucking pigs, and i could careee less if they were severely abused. ha. they probably deserve it. let them choke on their own vomit and shit!

  • kreg

    omg i agree with all of u retard haters out there

  • moomoo

    Shut up Kreg.

    I am high functioning, yes, I do understand that this article is not referring to people like us, so I don’t have anything against the blog it self. But people coming here posting shit like “retards should die”, “bring on adolf hitler” with that roberts guy or whatever the fuck his name is, and “they have no useful purpose to society what so ever” are completely heartless. They can’t help it.

    Oh yes and Vince before you think about deleting this comment, I don’t totally disagree with your blog at all, I read the entire thing completely, I can feel your hate whenever a handler acts as if they expect you to know how to act around a severely disabled person, sometimes it’s difficult for me to know how to act around them as well, but I don’t hate them in any way.I don’t think you’re “evil”, like most aspies would consider you as, your blog actually crosses the line. But when people come here in the support section and post about how they want to kill retards and stuff like that, then that’s taking things way too far.

  • Lynn

    LAWLZ! I know it’s horribly politically incorrect to hate retards, but how could I not?
    How many times have I been sitting somewhere, minding my own business, when a big grubby hand wraps itself in my hair, or suddenly grabs my boob? How many times have I missed a bus because some dumbass REALLY wants to talk to me about toilet water?
    Seriously, how awkward is it when a half-retard, who you are required by your peers to respect, asks you out…persistantly?
    I’ve never liked retards, I’ll never like retards.
    Either they perv on me, or they waste my time with REALLY stupid shit.
    They don’t take a hint when you try to tactfully get them to leave you alone, and when you try the path of tactlessness, the other option, what happens? ‘God! You’re such a bitch! Picking on a retard!’
    I’M NOT A BITCH!!! I JUST DON’T LIKE IT WHEN A TOTAL STRANGER WITH GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT ALL OVER THEIR HANDS STARTS MOLESTING ME, THEN MAKES ME LATE FOR THE CLASS I’M FALLING BEHIND IN!!! MAYBE YOUR LITTLE SNOT NOSED BRAIN-GIMP DIDN’T GET THE HINT THE FIRST TIME, SO I’M SIMPLY GIVING THEM THE CHEAT SHEET TO THE SOCIAL EXCHANGE!!!! DID THAT EVER OCCUR TO YOU?!?!? HUH?!?
    The only people more retarded than retards are probably their keepers/custodians. They see it as their ultimate duty to do as little as possible to keep their re-re on the legally-mandated leash, and be as scornful and acid-tongued to every person who doesn’t like like it when said re-re encroaches on their personal space/time.
    I don’t want them looking at me, I don’t want them talking to me, and I most certainly don’t want them touching me. I’m not gonna go out and have a deedeedee bonfire, but I will ALWAYS turn the corner when I see a retard coming my way.

  • Wisedrunk

    Haha Vince, what an interesting topic you brought up. One that walks that same brittle line as abortion and legalizing marijuana. People have been throwing some pretty hot words, and some of the cunt-hunters in here who don’t know what their dwarfish phallus’s are used for can keep hating on people that speak their mind. Quite honestly, i have little to no remorse for the simple little fuckers, but I am not out to commit haneous crimes on them, but i guess if they got me mad enough who knows… I guess i will settle on the fact that i am neutral. I am simply another number amongst haters and lovers. It’s only a matter of time before I begin to rant and hate on the tards hardcore. Story time! Just the other day i saw a full-blown tart driving a prius…I had to take a double-take again as this monkey went about my block trying out all the lights and the horn…oh god the horn was so fucking annoying…until I found out that this little clepto stole the car from his grandparents…i must say, if he were to hit anything on or near my property, i think I’d have to take matters into my own hands and duct tape his mouth to the exhaust of the stolen prius and slap a brick on the gas….NOM NOM NOM!

  • Nohg

    Anyone else like fucking with the window-lickers at the grocer’s? I especially enjoy confusing them while they’re trying so hard to bag things up.

    Of course other times I’m simply preventing them from placing cans of soup etc on top of grapes.

    Nice article Vince, decided to read this gain just for the comments (which were gold by themselves). Wish you updated more often though :( .

  • Moomoo

    Happy Anniversary Blog! LOLZ!

  • L

    Funny how you say special people can get away with everything, yet you seem to be an Atheist fuck, therefore you believe you’re word takes unlimited precedence over anyone else within the confines of moral values…
    Piece of shit, hopeyou have fun when you die and get banished to MU. (Nothingness)

  • Vince

    @L: Fuck you, you brainwashed evangelical fuck. I don’t think my word takes unlimited precedence at all, ever hear of satire? Trust a bible bashing fuck like you to not see the blindingly obvious and naturally misinterpret everything they read. That’s what your entire faith is based on after all, isn’t it? How do you explain the dinosaurs, L? Oh what’s that, you can’t? Sucks to be you, you poor deluded sap.

    The difference between me and you, asshat, is that I won’t feel duped when I die and meet the inevitable black void. Meanwhile, you’ll be pissing your pants like a little girl demanding to know where your “Heaven” and “God” are, only to realise that at the end of it all you’ll be completely alone and nobody gave a fuck about you. See you in Hell, bitch.

  • Erin

    Seriously my favorite thing is how they retards and autistics can still be raging perverts, why isn’t that part of their brain fucked up too?

  • Yeti

    I have never seen an article I can agree so much about. I too, have come into close proximity with these dysfunctional members of society. My story begins with me walking to my first period High school class, when suddenly the retard in all his glory comes running and smashing into everyone he can in the hallways, when suddenly he starts grabbing people’s backpacks and socking them in the face, after about 5 people he nearly knocks out, he sets his Conjunctivitis filled eyes upon poor old me, the second he grabs me I punch him, and get 2 weeks suspension(only cause it was a first time offense) for punching someone who had a mental illness and the tendency to punch people for no reason. I tell you, if i ever see him again, there will be no hesitation to knock him out once more.

    Good job Vince, keep up the Good work

  • Rock

    I agree with every word you say (except maybe the part about us being the retarded ones). All of the people here who are saying that you’re a sick bastard and shit are just blinded by society. They have been taught that we should like retards and that its wrong and sinful if we hate them. Deep down, they hate retards too, but they just don’t have the balls to say it, because they fear that they’ll be the outcasts. It’s like that friend that nobody likes, but nobody wants to be the one to tell him, for fear of being rude. I congratulate you on speaking your mind. Keep it up.

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