MyBlogLog Sucks Balls

As much as I honestly hate the fact that my “Arrogance Defined” post on a loser jerk-off by the name of Tyler Cruz is going to be pushed from the top of my blog, and how I’ll miss the faggot Tyler appreciation fanclub posting comments or sending me hate mail, I feel I need a new update.

If you keep up to date with Internet news at all, you’ve probably heard of a service by the name of MyBlogLog. Summarised, it’s simply a social networking site based around bloggers. You sign up, you create/join communities with your little faggot blogger buddies and enter some kind of mass online blogger orgy in which you see who’s checking out your blog, etc, etc.

Yes, I admit that I’m usually not the type of guy to try out shit like this, but it just so happened to catch me at a very boring moment in time and I figured “What the hell”. The last time I figured “What the hell” I ended up in a dark alley with my pants around my ankles, holding a pot of honey and whistling the tune to “Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go”. I’ll save that for another blog post.

Anyway, the reason for this post? I’d just like to point out the sheer fucking piss poor useability and lack of information this MyBlogLog provides to a user. For instance, after signing up I was actually left sitting there thinking “What now?”. There’s no direction after initial signup, and nothing to do. The most you can do is view other communities and perhaps join them if you want, but after that… that’s it. The sole fucking purpose of this site is literally a glorified blog directory - nothing more. There’s no real social networking going on at all. If someone wants to message me, they can look at my blog and leave a comment, right? Why the fuck would I use MBL to do so? OK, you might argue that this site is somehow in beta or some other equivalent testing phase… I don’t buy that. I believe that the asshat who created MBL thinks it’s somehow going to be a hugely popular idea and everyone will flock in their thousands to sign up. Tell me what’s unique about this site, ‘cos I sure as hell don’t see a damn thing.

In addition to the terrible useability, the general direction of the site is missing. You never really know when you click ‘Edit Settings’ for example, where you’re gonna end up. Are you editing your blog settings? Are you editing your profile settings? Your community settings? WHAT THE FUCK AM I EDITING?. All this whilst you’re waiting for the shitty slow servers to actually process your request.

Where is the information on this site, telling you how to get from A to B or what exactly the purpose is? Is the concept of MBL so simple that I just “don’t get it” because I’m expecting so much more? Do I consider the idea such a fucking waste of code and bandwidth that I’m physically and mentally shocked into believing that some ugly fat asshole will spend his time developing it? Someone help me out here.

The funny part about this whole thing is that the last time I abused 2 websites, they ended up selling for millions and billions of dollars. That’s right. The last 2 sites I abused were….. can you guess……. MySpace and YouTube. I will write a seperate blog post about MySpace tomorrow. I’ve had it sitting in the drafts for a long time now and it’s way overdude. YouTube however I’ll also save for a seperate post. Good things are coming.

So…. MyBlogLog…. I give it a shitty -39954858484 / 5 on the MHB scale. Fuck you MyBlogLog.

UPDATE: This is how much MyBlogLog sucks balls. Clicking this link currently generates the following error: “Table ‘webserv_db.com_rel_reader_blog_u’ doesn’t exist”. ahahahahaha. Anyways, small rant tonight, back to the funny stuff tomorrow.

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